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Radcliffe to Finish the Franchise

Monday, March 5th, 2007 at 10:07 am by Jamie

Despite flapping his wang in the breeze for all to see, Daniel Radcliffe has signed to play Harry Potter in the final two films. I like that Europe doesn’t care if a celebrity unfurls their wang on stage. Now, if he just whipped it out at McDonalds, then I could see the studio not signing him for the last two films.

On the subject of Radcliffe’s patronus, upon further investigation of that full frontal shot, I’m thinking it’s a fake. I’m not saying the Radcliffe doesn’t have a horse-sized wang. But that particular picture seems a bit fake from the waste down. The angle of the legs is all wrong and the build doesn’t match the rest of him. Of course, the only way to really know is to see him in Equus and I’m not going to England just inspect Harry Potter’s wang.

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6 Responses to “Radcliffe to Finish the Franchise”

  1. AvatarAI_Joe
    Posted: Mar 5th, 2007 at 12:13 pm
    1

    No, no. It’s funnier if you say “wand” instead of “wang”. Really. :D

  2. AvatarTaellosse
    Posted: Mar 5th, 2007 at 1:54 pm
    2

    That link to the pic of “Radcliffe’s Patronus” doesn’t appear to be working, incidentally.

  3. AvatarGendo
    Posted: Mar 6th, 2007 at 5:12 am
    3

    I think you should go inspect it, that’s the basis for an excellent comic

  4. AvatarChirri
    Posted: Mar 6th, 2007 at 6:41 am
    4

    Yeahp, I’m quite sad that the “Radcliffe’s Patronus” link appears to be a dud. It’s not under Happy Fun Bags, either. It disappoints me something fierce since when I first read that post, I was in no position to indulge what curiosity I had. But after hearing mention of a horse sized wang, I just HAVE to catch a glimpse to compare to Boogie Nights.

  5. AvatarJami
    Posted: Mar 6th, 2007 at 9:29 am
    5

    Weird. The link works for me and I’m at work now. EEK! Are more people having this problem? Maybe there’s something wrong with the code because it all seems to work for me. I’ll try on a few more machines. http://www.angryzenmaster.com/2007/02/26/harrys-patronus/ should work.

  6. AvatarJami
    Posted: Mar 6th, 2007 at 2:09 pm
    6

    AH! I figured the shit out! It was private for some reason. It should be working now. Go and look at his wang!

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