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The Rock returned to Monday Night Raw to give his thoughts on the Billionaire vs. Billionaire match at Wrestlemania 23.

Once upon a time, I used to watch WWE Pay-Per-Views. We used to get us a big ass pizza and watch wrasslin til the wee hours of the night. It’s been a while, but I think I’m going to pony up the cashola for Wrestlemania 23. It’s gonna be a blast.