Comic #1

The Forbidden Kingdom

Wednesday, April 11th, 2007 at 9:26 am by Jami

That Jet Li and Jackie Chan film is called The Forbiddne Kingdom. Jet Li will play both the Monkey King and the silent monk and Jackie Chan will play T’sa Ho. So far, so good. Here’s where it starts to suck. An American teen finds the Monkey King’s As-You-Will Iron Cudgel in a pawn shop which transports him back in time to China.

There is no longer any reason to see this movie.

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6 Responses to “The Forbidden Kingdom”

  1. AvatarVonKraut
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    Did you hear about the Jackie Chan reality show in the works? I guess he’s trying to find the next Jackie Chan show. You can apply to be trained as Jackie was in acrobatics and stuff.

  2. AvatarJami
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    Author Comment

    That sounds pretty fun! I’d try out just to get in some sort of shape.

  3. AvatarJ_Bob
    3

    In regard to “The Forbidden Kindom”

    Well.. maybe it’ll be as good as Bulletproof Monk…

    sigh, Frakin Hollywood

  4. AvatarD-W
    4

    Isn’t this par for the course with the Monkey King? I remember there was a mini series on NBC or ABC that did a similar story where an American writer somehow got caught up in helping the Monkey King save the first book after he found a magic pen or page or something.

  5. AvatarRichard "Pocky" Kim
    5

    No, no - we go and watch this, and quietly MSTy the hell out of the stupid parts. :3

  6. AvatarJami
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    Author Comment

    HAHAH! YES! But we have to see a matinee. I ain’t paying full price for this shit.

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