29 Responses to “Paris Hilton Caption Game”

1. torso_boy Posted: Jun 9th, 2007 at 12:30 am

   1 “Daddy they won’t let me do another mugshot photoshoot! Waaaaa!”

2. landsknecht Posted: Jun 9th, 2007 at 12:36 am

   2 “This isn’t hot…this isn’t hot at all…”

3. Henry Posted: Jun 9th, 2007 at 12:46 am

   3 I can’t think of a caption. Every time I try, all I hear is the deafening sound of my own laughter inside my head!

4. Burningeyes Posted: Jun 9th, 2007 at 1:12 am

   4 2 months in the future-”and so due to California’s 3 strike rule she will now get a real sentence of more than 8 hours” “And it turns out she didn’t file the right forms for when she put out that porn those few years ago”

5. sal Posted: Jun 9th, 2007 at 1:52 am

   5 shit its Brazil all over again

6. Jami Posted: Jun 9th, 2007 at 2:05 am

   6 Author Comment i has a eskort! iz not so gret aktuly

7. Prometheus Posted: Jun 9th, 2007 at 2:10 am

   7 That hoe in the front seat is using my cell phone!!

8. BAMikeyD Posted: Jun 9th, 2007 at 3:33 am

   8 Cop in the front seat: “Yeah, we got her, no I CAN’T bring her by the house, no I will NOT ask for her autograph… yes I’ll bring you a copy of her fingerprints… weirdo.” *Hangs up and looks back at Paris* “Sorry… my brother totally has a crush on you.”

9. shadebug Posted: Jun 9th, 2007 at 4:04 am

   9 “the cop in the front seat’s more attractive than meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee”

10. Paul Posted: Jun 9th, 2007 at 4:28 am

    10 “Horizontal stripes make me look faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat”

11. Paul Posted: Jun 9th, 2007 at 4:29 am

    11 one more. “Being me IS a mental disorder”

12. fiftywan Posted: Jun 9th, 2007 at 9:48 am

    12 “Oh no. Wentworth Miller just escaped!”

13. Barb Posted: Jun 9th, 2007 at 11:41 am

    13 “None of my Manolos match my jumpsuit!”

14. Joe Navarro Posted: Jun 9th, 2007 at 11:42 am

    14 1. “Waaah, I’m so rich. I want my mommy to buy California.” 2. Off to court, Paris kept arguing that she wasn’t Lindsey Lohan. 3. “But I’m suppose to be immune to the law! Immune!” 4. Golden tears can buy you out of jail.

15. ghostfreehood Posted: Jun 9th, 2007 at 12:24 pm

    15 …MY MANWICH!

16. NinjaMikey Posted: Jun 9th, 2007 at 1:33 pm

    16 “they say they’ll make me ‘toss the salad’ but I have a maid do that kind of thing for me”

17. Cbservo Posted: Jun 9th, 2007 at 1:57 pm

    17 “What do you mean I can’t have sex to get my way out of this one????? Life’s not fair!!!!”

18. BAMikeyD Posted: Jun 9th, 2007 at 2:21 pm

    18 “They promised me they would stop at Disney Land!”

19. Anon Posted: Jun 9th, 2007 at 5:56 pm

    19 Do not want

20. omglazormanthingy.. Posted: Jun 10th, 2007 at 3:35 am

    20 Damn, i cant sleep my way out this time!

21. Guitarbizarre Posted: Jun 10th, 2007 at 8:12 am

    21 What do you mean throwing a hotdog down a hallway? …oh.

22. Respair Posted: Jun 10th, 2007 at 10:37 am

    22 “This is my V face, I fight for laziness and conformity, oh and a good romp in the dark”

23. MasterVoltron Posted: Jun 10th, 2007 at 3:26 pm

    23 Female Officer: “That’s for sleeping with my boyfriend, Byatch”

24. Aegis Posted: Jun 11th, 2007 at 12:18 am

    24 “*sob* the cameras can’t get a clear shot of meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*boohoo**cry*!!”

25. Aegis Posted: Jun 11th, 2007 at 12:21 am

    25 “Iz In Ur Fuzz Car, stealin Ur bacons!”

26. wrath Posted: Jun 11th, 2007 at 8:34 am

    26 “Alright Paris,make a quick sad face for the camera guy”

27. RaZor Posted: Jun 11th, 2007 at 8:12 pm

    27 “What do you MEAN that bail money only works before the trial??”

28. needmorerice Posted: Jun 11th, 2007 at 10:34 pm

    28 1. can i do a show in your prison to get out early? what do you mean no viewers? *cry* 2. the sirens are messing my hair /sob 3.- 1 hr later- im in ur cellz, makin me videoz

29. Sam B Posted: Jun 13th, 2007 at 12:24 pm

    29 Is this for the drunk driving or for the Singing?