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Bats Has Been Working Out

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 at 10:00 am by Jami

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Pretty good cel phone pic!

Looks like the new Batsuit is specially designed to show off Bruce Wayne’s massive wang! If you’re not going to have enhanced nipples, beef up the wang. He somehow looks much less menacing in the day time. Batman should always be filmed and drawn in the dark. Otherwise, he looks like an oversexed rubber action figure!

Don’t get me wrong. Still excited to see this damn thing! I just think some of these early photos are damn silly.

[Via Hollywood Chicago]

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6 Responses to “Bats Has Been Working Out”

  1. AvatarAI_Joe
    Posted: Jun 19th, 2007 at 11:14 am
    1

    The one place I’d want the most armor is on my wang.

  2. AvatarD-W
    Posted: Jun 19th, 2007 at 12:47 pm
    2

    Agreed, you have to protect the Bat-Jewels. Criminals don’t play fair and you know if their getting beat down the Bat-Berries would be the first target.

  3. AvatarAI_Joe
    Posted: Jun 19th, 2007 at 4:44 pm
    3

    If I was designing a Bat suit, I’d start out with this:

    http://www.artificialgraphics.com/temp/bulletproof.jpg

  4. AvatarLeto
    Posted: Jun 19th, 2007 at 10:42 pm
    4

    Maybe I’m missing a joke, but I’m pretty sure that’s a stunt suit. It’s padded extra so Batman doesn’t hurt his balls. For close up shots I’m sure they’ll use a better suit.

  5. AvatarShakey
    Posted: Jun 20th, 2007 at 7:53 am
    5

    Imagine the kids toys!

  6. AvatarAnnie
    Posted: Jun 22nd, 2007 at 8:58 am
    6

    Cock pushups anyone?

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