Emoformers Review
Sunday, July 8th, 2007 at 1:01 am by JamiSo here’s a short review of the Transformers that reader Sammy Dixon sent in:
I know you have heard goods news about this movie but I can promise you one thing, if you are looking for anything from the original cartoon you will only be finding the voice actor for Optimus Prime in common.
The movie is 2 hours and 10 minutes of human interaction, with 5 minutes of the Autobots being 10 year old children playing hide and seek and then 8 minutes of actual robot on robot hot sex fighting action. Optimus Prime has his big pouty lips that are always sad and 1 of the autobots was so gangsta that he should have been wearing a necklace of solid energon cubes.
It’s an entire movie showing that advanced artificially intelligent machines are only as advanced as a 5 year old ADD child on a Sugar rush. For god sakes bumble bee pee’s on a man.
Hmm… think I’m going to hit a matinée. Sounds like a lot of puny humans and not enough robot smashy. Ah well. I’ll get around to it sometime, probably after I catch the wizard movie.

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