Toby Maguire is Rick Hunter?

Monday, September 10th, 2007 at 10:57 pm by Jami

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Reader Charles Wallace hipped me to Toby Maguire’s announcement that he’s producing and looking to star in a live-action adaptation of… le sigh… Robotech.

Deep breath.

Okay. I have this sort of love-hate relationship with Robotech. I was already in to giant robots by the time Robotech hit after school television. But I had never before fell so fast into fandom as I did with Robotech. I watched every episode at least twice. I grabbed all the Robotech Art Books and studied every character and mech design. I traced Lisa Hayes and Rick Hunter night after night to learn how to draw characters. I dare say that without Robotech, I wouldn’t be able to draw half the things I do.

It wasn’t until years later that I learned the awful truth. My beloved Robotech was in fact three separate anime mashed into one big pile of recycled shit! Remember when you found out that Santa Claus was really your mommy stuffing presents under the tree? It felt like that. I felt cheated somehow, that somehow I had based a good portion of my life in fandom around a sham. Broken and disappointed, I turned my back on Robotech (although, that Clash of the Bionoids movie is still one of my favorite OVAs).

It wasn’t until after college that I got over my distaste for Robotech. UDON had landed some work doing the Robotech comic for Wildstorm and some production art for the Robotech game so I decided to give my old fandom a try again, at least to support my friends. The comics were gorgeous, the game was fun, and I even sprung for the soundtrack. Maybe this Robotech thing wasn’t as bad as I thought it was. Well, at least not the Macross portion of it.

Okay, so let’s get in to this movie thing. The one thing that Robotech really fucked the rotted cooch of a dead puppy was turning Protoculture into a power source. Protoculture in the original Macross was the first civilization in the known universe. It’s a significant revelation when the Zentradi and Maltrandi discover they share an origin with humans. In Robotech, it’s like a new battery that lets you transform? How does that make any sense? What, diesel isn’t good enough? Or nuclear? I don’t care so much that Maguire wants to be Rick Hunter. That’s fine. I’m more interested in who he wants to cast for Lisa Hayes and Minmay.

What really worries me is the Protoculture angle. I would love to see the implications of aliens and humans sharing an origin play out on the big screen. That would bring a theme that could elevate the story from being just a bunch of giant robots beating each other to a film that examines the human condition.

[Via Hollywood Reporter]

9 Responses to “Toby Maguire is Rick Hunter?”

  1. AvatarB.D.
    1

    Hey, diesel is perfectly fine - just look at the Walker Machines in Xabungle. But there’s the other problem, isn’t there: there’s no live-action Macross.

  2. AvatarWayne
    2

    I saw this a few days ago and just said *meh*. I can think of the perfect person to be the annoying Minmay: Paris Hilton. Dunno who’d you get to dub her singing, though. ;p

  3. AvatarAegis
    3

    [quote]I would love to see the implications of aliens and humans sharing an origin play out on the big screen. That would bring a theme that could elevate the story from being just a bunch of giant robots beating each other to a film that examines the human condition.[/quote]

    dude, didn’t you pan the shit out of whatsit for Transformers over trying to do something other than make the transforming robots the stars of the movie? :P

    All I need is SDF-1 and a few VF-1s.. they can even be stationary. 2.5 hours of camera flybys would suit me fine =)

  4. Avatarj_bob
    4

    Paris Hilton as Minmay?!?!?!
    YOU SHUT YOU’RE WHORE MOUTH!!!!

    I might have to check this out. Could be cool. Gotta look for those other animes too. After all these years I didn’t know RT was a mashup of 3 series. Ya learn someting new everyday

  5. AvatarJami
    5
    Author Comment

    The biggest difference is that Macross is character driven so it makes sense to focus on the people. The giant robots in Macross are vehicles that the people pilot. Transformers was as well, but those characters were giant robots. Transformers should have centered around the bots, not LaBeouf.

  6. AvatarDaveee
    6

    My beloved Robotech was in fact three separate anime mashed into one big pile of recycled shit!

    What were the three separate animes? Or to continue with your metaphor, who is santa claus?

  7. AvatarJami
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    Author Comment

    The Macross saga was from Super Dimension Fortress Macross, Southern Cross was from Super Dimension Cavalry Southern Cross, and the Invid War was from Genesis Climber Mospeada.

  8. AvatarBurningeyes
    8

    Santa isn’t real?

    But really Maguire is producing and looking to star. i did not know that he has much experience producing. i guess i could force him into the lead role but i almost see him tightcasting himself

  9. Avatardragoncamulos
    9

    My hope is that this doesn’t ever turn into another transformers. I dont know how many ruined childhood dreams i can take. Then again, i dont need much. Like Aegis said, 2.5 hours of flybys, done by the BSG animation crew or something. Ohh and someone awsome/badass to be Roy!

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