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Machine Girl Trailer is HOLY FUCK!

Monday, December 10th, 2007 at 9:32 am by Jami

In Japan, they don’t have the red trailer card that we do to let viewers know that you’re about to see some truly fucked shit. Oh no. Apparently, Japanese studios just let that shit run and sit back laughing maniacally while your weak, pathetic brain meats try to figure out just what the fuck you subjected them to. Hawk sent me this and I must warn you, you probably shouldn’t watch this on a full stomach or in front of your boss or small children or any sane person for that matter.

This is exploitation at its most disturbing.

Okay, so watching a girl with a gatling gun for a hand unleashing righteous bludgeoning upon the shifty fuck tards who chopped her hand off in the first place has some feel-good potential. They killed her family, they cut off her Wiimote hand, they deserve much pain. But I don’t think I can stomach sitting through watching her get raped and maimed. That’s not entertainment.

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9 Responses to “Machine Girl Trailer is HOLY FUCK!”

  1. AvatarKiey
    Posted: Dec 10th, 2007 at 10:10 am
    1

    Seems like a cross between Kill Bill and Planet Terror… certainly fucked up though.

    What was with the tempura arm?

  2. AvatarVonKraut
    Posted: Dec 10th, 2007 at 12:01 pm
    2

    Wow, this looks really cheesey, but yes I would definitely want to see that!

  3. AvatarD-W
    Posted: Dec 10th, 2007 at 12:33 pm
    3

    Rape: not entertaining. Drill Bras and Ninjas: very entertaining. That was so crazy I think I want to see it just to see how far they went. I mean finger sushi and flying guilotines are just too hard to resist.

  4. AvatarBAMikeyD
    Posted: Dec 10th, 2007 at 12:44 pm
    4

    Is Quintin bringing this to the states or something? I know it’s been out in Japan for a while, cause I saw gifs and links for it all over other forums for a while now. I think it looks just about as stupid as stupid can get.
    I liked how many times they said normal in the beginning.
    a NORMAL girl, with a NORMAL life, and a NORMAL family,goes to a NORMAL school, and has a NORMAL pet bird, and eats NORMAL food, at a NORMAL restaurant, and likes to watch NORMAL movies….. until a NORMAL ninja yakuza family wreaks havoc on her NORMAL life, making things for her very abNORMAL!

  5. Avatarscrantinax
    Posted: Dec 11th, 2007 at 7:40 am
    5

    Its not out yet, most of the stuff seen before was a rough cut trailer, this is the new official one. Comes out next year sometime in japan.

  6. Avatarfiftywan
    Posted: Dec 11th, 2007 at 11:13 am
    6

    looks to me that it’s the nunchuk hand that’s missing. Anyways, it would mean no more Zelda Twilight Princess, and no more Raving Rabbids, and no more… well, ok. Reminds me of the special effects in Battle Royale. And I didn’t get the tempura part either.

  7. AvatarSamuraiartguy
    Posted: Dec 11th, 2007 at 4:30 pm
    7

    Okkkkkkaaaaaayyyyyy… like just.. ah.. holy FRAK.

    Kind of puts Kill Bill in persective as “Family Entertainent” by comparison… yikes.
    And I do have to admit the little lady does look all KINDS of scary bad-ass…

    Banzai.

  8. AvatarBueno
    Posted: Dec 12th, 2007 at 7:16 pm
    8

    The movie’s been banned in Japan. But since it was originally funded by Fever Dreams (an American company in co-operation with Media Blasters), it’ll still be released in the states and probably internationally.

    The action team are the same guys who did Versus and Death Trance.

  9. AvatarErik Blankenship
    Posted: Dec 12th, 2007 at 8:56 pm
    9

    That was beyond fucked up.

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