Comments on: Hancock, Not the Jazz Musician http://www.angryzenmaster.com/2008/02/14/hancock-not-the-jazz-musician/ Enlightenment Through Focused Rage Sat, 22 Nov 2008 08:13:18 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.11 by: Dan Moroboshi http://www.angryzenmaster.com/2008/02/14/hancock-not-the-jazz-musician/#comment-10217 Sat, 16 Feb 2008 20:57:35 +0000 http://www.angryzenmaster.com/2008/02/14/hancock-not-the-jazz-musician/#comment-10217 The Pursuit of Crappyness The Pursuit of Crappyness

]]> by: fiftywan http://www.angryzenmaster.com/2008/02/14/hancock-not-the-jazz-musician/#comment-10057 Fri, 15 Feb 2008 14:19:19 +0000 http://www.angryzenmaster.com/2008/02/14/hancock-not-the-jazz-musician/#comment-10057 You should check out The Pro. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Pro_(comics) Got that for Christmas a couple of years ago... You should check out The Pro. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Pro_(comics)

Got that for Christmas a couple of years ago…

]]> by: Wayne http://www.angryzenmaster.com/2008/02/14/hancock-not-the-jazz-musician/#comment-10054 Fri, 15 Feb 2008 13:59:42 +0000 http://www.angryzenmaster.com/2008/02/14/hancock-not-the-jazz-musician/#comment-10054 D-W, there's a comic called The Boys. It is the answer to Who Watches The Watchmen. And trust me, you don't want to get on their bad side. D-W, there’s a comic called The Boys. It is the answer to Who Watches The Watchmen. And trust me, you don’t want to get on their bad side.

]]> by: Jami http://www.angryzenmaster.com/2008/02/14/hancock-not-the-jazz-musician/#comment-10032 Thu, 14 Feb 2008 20:42:53 +0000 http://www.angryzenmaster.com/2008/02/14/hancock-not-the-jazz-musician/#comment-10032 HAHA! HAHA!

]]> by: epoch9 http://www.angryzenmaster.com/2008/02/14/hancock-not-the-jazz-musician/#comment-10028 Thu, 14 Feb 2008 20:30:36 +0000 http://www.angryzenmaster.com/2008/02/14/hancock-not-the-jazz-musician/#comment-10028 sorry to double post, but this reminded me of one of my favorite all-time jokes: Tom and Clark were standing on the roof of their building drinking a few beers and Clark said, "Hey Tom, did you know that if you jump off this building, after you get down so far, a draft will pull you back inside the building on the third floor?" "Get outta here," said Tom. "No I'm serious, watch me." Clark hopped off the building and sure enough, he was taken in by the draft at the third floor window. He took the elevator back to the top and Tom and a security guard that arrived were standing there, Tom in awe. "I can't believe it." Said Tom. "I know, you should try it." So Tom jumped off and splattered onto the ground. "Superman you're an asshole when you're drunk." said the security guard. sorry to double post, but this reminded me of one of my favorite all-time jokes:

Tom and Clark were standing on the roof of their building drinking a few beers and Clark said, “Hey Tom, did you know that if you jump off this building, after you get down so far, a draft will pull you back inside the building on the third floor?”

“Get outta here,” said Tom.

“No I’m serious, watch me.”

Clark hopped off the building and sure enough, he was taken in by the draft at the third floor window. He took the elevator back to the top and Tom and a security guard that arrived were standing there, Tom in awe.

“I can’t believe it.” Said Tom.

“I know, you should try it.”

So Tom jumped off and splattered onto the ground.

“Superman you’re an asshole when you’re drunk.” said the security guard.

]]> by: epoch9 http://www.angryzenmaster.com/2008/02/14/hancock-not-the-jazz-musician/#comment-10027 Thu, 14 Feb 2008 20:24:52 +0000 http://www.angryzenmaster.com/2008/02/14/hancock-not-the-jazz-musician/#comment-10027 I think this preview was great. I hadn't heard about this until I saw your post. I will probably be checking this out. P.S. whale chucking cracked me right the fuck up. I think this preview was great.

I hadn’t heard about this until I saw your post.

I will probably be checking this out.

P.S. whale chucking cracked me right the fuck up.

]]> by: Lurklen http://www.angryzenmaster.com/2008/02/14/hancock-not-the-jazz-musician/#comment-10025 Thu, 14 Feb 2008 20:09:57 +0000 http://www.angryzenmaster.com/2008/02/14/hancock-not-the-jazz-musician/#comment-10025 Or from the view of a cop, I mean it's gotta suck having all these super heroes running around during hostage situations and drug busts. Or from the view of a cop, I mean it’s gotta suck having all these super heroes running around during hostage situations and drug busts.

]]> by: Jami http://www.angryzenmaster.com/2008/02/14/hancock-not-the-jazz-musician/#comment-10024 Thu, 14 Feb 2008 19:56:16 +0000 http://www.angryzenmaster.com/2008/02/14/hancock-not-the-jazz-musician/#comment-10024 @D-W, That's an interesting angle. I imagine you have to get like kidnap insurance and Omega Beam coverage and shit like that. I'd now actually like to see a superhero movie from the perspective of an insurance investigator. @D-W, That’s an interesting angle. I imagine you have to get like kidnap insurance and Omega Beam coverage and shit like that. I’d now actually like to see a superhero movie from the perspective of an insurance investigator.

]]> by: D-W http://www.angryzenmaster.com/2008/02/14/hancock-not-the-jazz-musician/#comment-10022 Thu, 14 Feb 2008 19:47:56 +0000 http://www.angryzenmaster.com/2008/02/14/hancock-not-the-jazz-musician/#comment-10022 Could be interesting. If you think about it, no one ever talks about all the destruction super heroes leave behind when they fight crime. Can you imagine what the insurance premiums are probably like for people in Metropolis? Could be interesting. If you think about it, no one ever talks about all the destruction super heroes leave behind when they fight crime. Can you imagine what the insurance premiums are probably like for people in Metropolis?

]]> by: Chris http://www.angryzenmaster.com/2008/02/14/hancock-not-the-jazz-musician/#comment-10021 Thu, 14 Feb 2008 18:23:03 +0000 http://www.angryzenmaster.com/2008/02/14/hancock-not-the-jazz-musician/#comment-10021 I assumed they were talking about *Tony* Hancock, the comedy actor. So disappointed... I assumed they were talking about *Tony* Hancock, the comedy actor. So disappointed…

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