19 Responses to “Wolverine Passes Kidney Stone”

1. greg Posted: Feb 14th, 2008 at 2:17 pm

   1 It was a blowjob, but all Hank could think of was that he was so glad he had such increased regenerative capabilities.

2. epoch9 Posted: Feb 14th, 2008 at 4:17 pm

   2 “are you there God? it’s me, Logan”

3. buzzlefett Posted: Feb 14th, 2008 at 4:32 pm

   3 He’s just angry that he was caught wearing Kevin Federline’s style.

4. Bartoneus Posted: Feb 14th, 2008 at 4:54 pm

   4 “Allow me to punch your tickets…TO THE GUN SHOW!”

5. BAMikeyD Posted: Feb 14th, 2008 at 5:15 pm

   5 Curses foiled by the basement utility room again!

6. Mike T Posted: Feb 14th, 2008 at 5:49 pm

   6 In a few minutes, Logan would wonder how Jean came back to life YET AGAIN. But at this very moment, the orgasm he’s experiencing from what HAS to be the greatest blowjob of all time erases all trace of logic from his mind. MORAL: Being a comic book character is AWESOME!

7. Dan Posted: Feb 14th, 2008 at 6:22 pm

   7 “Knew I shouldn’t have eaten that 4th chimichanga.”

8. Kamen Rider Jester Posted: Feb 14th, 2008 at 6:48 pm

   8 No dinobots in Transformers 2?! DAMN YOU TO HELL BAY!!!

9. Burningeyes Posted: Feb 14th, 2008 at 7:18 pm

   9 GOD DAMN IT Shadow Cat! Stop running away from my claws! You ruined my Bobby/Rogue Fanfic! or Dead Pool is in this movie! FUCK YEAH!

10. Thomas C Posted: Feb 14th, 2008 at 7:28 pm

    10 Anger Management - ‘Cause not everyone has claws.

11. D-W Posted: Feb 14th, 2008 at 10:27 pm

    11 “Rogue said she was 18! Damn you Dateline!!!” Is it me or does he look like he’s about to go into a roid rage.

12. torso_boy Posted: Feb 15th, 2008 at 2:10 am

    12 Scott Summers just saved huge bucks on his car insurance by switching to Geiko.

13. Wayne Posted: Feb 15th, 2008 at 9:57 am

    13 Live, Tinkerbell, LIVE! Damn these unclappable hands!

14. Aisling Posted: Feb 15th, 2008 at 12:37 pm

    14 “Most force adamantium-spikes to pop out of my forehead!”

15. Aisling Posted: Feb 15th, 2008 at 12:51 pm

    15 Damn typo. Must…must….aaargh.

16. Elias Posted: Feb 15th, 2008 at 8:05 pm

    16 “I…. HAVE…. THE POWER!!!”

17. Maximus Posted: Feb 16th, 2008 at 2:25 am

    17 Adamantium kidney stones are no laughing matter, with or without healing factor.

18. tt_rage Posted: Feb 18th, 2008 at 7:29 am

    18 The fondue party wasn’t going at all well. The forks were too big, and who the hell suspended the cheese tureen from the ceiling?

19. BAMikeyD Posted: Feb 21st, 2008 at 5:48 pm

    19 Maximus I would like to let you know, that because of your comment, the Google add provided for me when I came in to check the comments was “Dissolving Kidney stones, naturally with 3 organic food items”