The People’s Champ to Play the Tooth Fairy
The People’s Champ, the Most Electrifying Man in Sports Entertainment, the Brahma Bull is about to walk his sorry ass down Jabroni Boulevard, take his own boot, turn that sunovabitch sideways, and stick it all the way his very own candy ass as he stars in… wait for it… The Tooth Fairy.
Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson plays a man who must save the tooth fairy kingdom from gingivitis and the Cavity Creeps who, if you haven’t heard, MAKE HOLES IN TEETH!
Well, a pay check is a pay check and even though I’m allergic to family friendly films (even as a kid), I’m fairly certain this will rake in a large payday. I feel it’s a bit early in Rock’s career to be shoe-horned into one family safe flick after another. On the other hand, he’s worked on a wide variety of projects that demonstrate a depth that so-called Hollywood Hogan never had. I’m sure we’ll have our good old jabroni kicking Rocky back in no time.