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Will The Real Captain America Please Stand Up?

Thursday, February 28th, 2008 at 9:43 am by Jami

The Real Captain America

Okay, why does Bucky appear to be wielding an WWII styled German Ruger Luger? No wonder Steve is pissed! If you’re gonna carry a pistol, at least carry American made! Must be an artist privilege thing because all of Alex Ross’s designs depict Bucky with a 9mm Browning or something similar (my gun geekery is a little weak so I apologize in advance if I got this all wrong).

Anywho, I thought this one would be good for a caption game. And remember folks, dead doesn’t mean shit in comics.

UPDATE: Ah! I knew my gun-fu was off. Thanks Wayne for the Ruger, Luger correction.

[Via Occasional Superheroine]

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13 Responses to “Will The Real Captain America Please Stand Up?”

  1. AvatarWayne
    Posted: Feb 28th, 2008 at 11:10 am
    1

    That’s Luger, not Ruger. Ruger is an American gun manufacturer. My gun-fu is strong, though dated.

  2. AvatarPaul
    Posted: Feb 28th, 2008 at 11:21 am
    2

    “El Capitan Puerto Rico wants independance — and now”

  3. AvatarJami
    Posted: Feb 28th, 2008 at 11:23 am
    3
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    @Wayne, thanks for the gun-fu! It be fixed.

    @Paul, HAHA! I snarfed when I read that! HAA!

  4. Avatarbuzzlefett
    Posted: Feb 28th, 2008 at 11:24 am
    4

    Please stop hitting me daddy!

  5. AvatarPaul
    Posted: Feb 28th, 2008 at 11:37 am
    5

    “Are you there God? It’s me, Bucky. Oh shit, God?”

    or

    “James will soon learn that Charles Dicken’s Ghost of Christmas Past comes in many shapes and forms. He will also find that soon after seeing the Ghost, Bucky will be slapped around silly for using imported weapons. Let’s watch.”

  6. AvatarZeln
    Posted: Feb 28th, 2008 at 12:15 pm
    6

    “Oh god, does this mean I go back to being dead?”

  7. AvatarKevin Bahrt
    Posted: Feb 28th, 2008 at 4:45 pm
    7

    “You pussy”

  8. AvatarAisling
    Posted: Feb 28th, 2008 at 8:15 pm
    8

    “Uh…that’s not a real gun…just a toy to scare people…really…ehehe…don’t hurt me!”

  9. Avatararchon divinus
    Posted: Feb 29th, 2008 at 2:45 pm
    9

    If I have the Captain America shield, and you have the Captain America shield, then who’s flying the plane!

  10. AvatarDevlin
    Posted: Feb 29th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
    10

    Buuuckyyyy! How many times have I told you NOT to wear my clothes?!

  11. AvatarD2k
    Posted: Mar 1st, 2008 at 2:18 am
    11

    The gun commonly referred to as the Browning is the Browning High Power which is 9mm. The side arm of WWII is also a Browning invention it’s called the 1911 it fires a .45 ACP round. John Moses Browning was the god of weapon design in the early 20th century he is also responsible for the .50 BMG (Browning Machine Gun) round which is used in his M2 machine gun.

  12. Avatarbuzzlefett
    Posted: Mar 1st, 2008 at 4:48 pm
    12

    Sorry for two postings but I just thought of this one:

    “Damn, when Captain America plays Hide-and-Go-Seek he plays to WIN!”

  13. AvatarAI_Joe
    Posted: Mar 2nd, 2008 at 12:44 am
    13

    “That’s one heck of a nuclear fart there, Faux Capt’n… Almost peeled the paint of my shield…”

    And when will artists learn how to compose a picture in a way that avoids putting one character’s head on another character’s crotch? Really now?

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