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Crocs Hungry For Drunks

Thursday, March 27th, 2008 at 9:43 am by Jami

To prove that the locals are just as dumb as the tourists, a drunk Australian miner decided to take a swim with a crocodile on a dare. Unfortunately for the croc, a police officer happened by and shot the croc dead just before it took its first bite.

Here’s a hint. No matter what you drunk miner friends tell you, firewater does not imbue you with temporary invulnerability. No. Firewater makes you taste even yummier to a croc. Consider yourself a big, basted, tasty, croc treat.

Thanks to Aegis for keeping an eye on them sneaky crocs.

[Via Northern Territory News]

2 Responses to “Crocs Hungry For Drunks”

martin
Posted: Mar 27th, 2008 at 12:12 pm

Could have been a potential Darwin Award nominee, but the poor crocodile! It’s shitty how humans have the urge to kill wild animals in their own habitat, if said animal decides to just do what it does on instinct, ie: eat a dumbass human..

Wayne
Posted: Mar 28th, 2008 at 8:35 am

Carlos Mencia did a great bit on this topic in the first episode of third season, which we just got on DVD. As long as there’s no shortage of stupid people, he’ll never run out of material.

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