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Earth vs. Moon!

Wednesday, April 9th, 2008 at 9:06 am by Jami

Universal is producing a movie called Earth vs. Moon which is the best title evar! Absolutely no details on the movie except that it promises to be a sci fi epic of some sort.

Let’s see how they stack up!

Earth is bigger. The Moon has no people which could be good depending on your point of view. The Earth is blue with its sexy atmosphere. The Moon is bare bones, no frills, no thrills gray. The Moon seems like it would be a lot more serious and stoic at a social gathering while the Earth might be the chipper life of the party.

So, where do you weigh in? Does Earth reign supreme or does the Moon finally take out its big brother?

[Via Hollywood Reporter]

10 Responses to “Earth vs. Moon!”

Cortharis
Posted: Apr 9th, 2008 at 9:14 am

Go Moon! You laid the smack down on the earth billions of years ago and still can! You also showed up those people who deiced to take a “Trip to the Moon”.

coloquialist
Posted: Apr 9th, 2008 at 10:49 am

Hrm. The moon is bare bones, no frills, sparse. As in Spartan. Spartan –> Leonidas. Leonidas –> Kicking the crap out of others. Therefore by the idea property conversion we can come to conclusion that the Moon is to Leonidas as Earth is to Xerxes.

This is MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

Jami
Posted: Apr 9th, 2008 at 10:51 am

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LOLZ! Absolutely brilliant!

Just Arthur
Posted: Apr 9th, 2008 at 11:00 am

This is the weirdest one yet. I can’t believe I actually voted.

Taellosse
Posted: Apr 9th, 2008 at 2:36 pm

The Moon may be smaller, but it has the advantage of higher ground. All it has to do is fall from the sky, and the Earth is toast. Almost literally, since the impact would bring about a firestorm the like of which this planet has not known since it’s creation. It’d be suicidal, of course, but what has the Moon got to lose? As you say, there’s nothing there but rocks and dust!

Kevin Bahrt
Posted: Apr 9th, 2008 at 3:18 pm

Maybe it’s a gundam style plot where the moon colonies declare independence and a massive war between the earth and moon ensue with the orbital colonies neutral.

Stephen
Posted: Apr 9th, 2008 at 5:31 pm

The moon could come crashing into the Earth, but consider this, the Earth is bigger than the moon and bigger mean more important and the more important you are, the more authority you have and, as we all know, authority = asskicking

Jack T Robyn
Posted: Apr 9th, 2008 at 5:59 pm

Sounds like a Heinlein adaptation, if you ask me.

Steve
Posted: Apr 9th, 2008 at 6:19 pm

Since the moon was originally part of the earth, it’s only logical to assume that the Earth knows all it’s moves.

It could be possible that the moon has learned a few new tricks, spinning out there in the cold void. But, come on, how many techniques can an inert ball of dust come up with?

Earth men are real men!