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Spielberg to Make Live Action Ghost in the Shell

Tuesday, April 15th, 2008 at 12:38 pm by Jami

Ghost in the Shell

There have been rumors floating around for a few years now that Stephen Spielberg was going to direct a live-action Battle Angel Alita film. Turns out Spielberg is indeed interested in making a live-action movie starring a sexy cyborg lady. She works for Public Security Section 9 and has a penchant for sexy outfits and heavy firearms. Sorry Alita, Spielberg only has eyes for Major Motoko Kusanagi.

DreamWorks has acquired the rights to make a 3D live-action feature of Ghost in the Shell. Spielberg took a personal interest in making this happen. He said, “‘Ghost in the Shell’ is one of my favorite stories. It’s a genre that has arrived, and we enthusiastically welcome it to DreamWorks.”

I imagine that Spielberg will executive produce and possibly even direct. But we only half care about that. We want to know who will bring the Major to life!

So Angry Zen Minions, who would you cast as the Major?

I vote for Maggie Q!


Maggie Q Pistol

Maggie Q

[Via Variety]

14 Responses to “Spielberg to Make Live Action Ghost in the Shell”

  1. Avatarnsfox
    1

    I gladly second that vote!

  2. AvatarKevin Bahrt
    2

    Will she dye her hair or wear a wig? The only real problem is that she lacks the boobies. She looks like she could do all the stunts but she lacks TEH BOOBZ. I predict that will be the reason she isn’t cast. Unless they find her a couple of balloons in a bra.

  3. AvatarDevlin
    3

    You know they’ll tap Jessica Alba for this, right?

  4. AvatarCharlie
    4

    This is a tough one. Ideally the actress should be athletic, tall, and be able to portray non-emotional aloofness.

    Possibilities could be:

    Angelina Jolie, Summer Glau, Milla Jovovich, Kate Beckinsale, Lucy Liu, or Kristanna Loken

  5. AvatarZortkiya
    5

    I would second the vote on the Maggie Q for Motoko. Though I would wonder who would be a good Batou and Tougasa.

  6. AvatarJami
    6
    Author Comment

    I like The Rock or Vin Diesel for Batou. Togusa has to be someone good.

  7. AvatarSir Unimaginative
    7

    And just how the hell do they pull this off!?

    Transhumanist discourse and unabashed eroticism are like napalm and kryptonite to the American public.

    You might get away with tweaking them down a bit, but any serious cuts will leave you with something that just ISN’T the Ghost in the Shell.

    Maybe if they sit on it for a few years they’ll have a good shot, but now isn’t the time.

  8. AvatarZortkiya
    8

    So long as they got the super pony tail of Batou like in S.A.C I guess I could see either of them doing it.

  9. AvatarJustin
    9

    OoO!!

    *dies*
    There is indeed a higher power!! YEESSSS!!

  10. Avatargreg
    10

    And just how the hell do they pull this off!?

    Transhumanist discourse and unabashed eroticism are like napalm and kryptonite to the American public.

    You might get away with tweaking them down a bit, but any serious cuts will leave you with something that just ISN’T the Ghost in the Shell.

    Maybe if they sit on it for a few years they’ll have a good shot, but now isn’t the time.

    The nice thing about Spielberg doing this is that he has enough pull to actually make the movie pretty true to the original, regardless of what the suits say. Hopefully he’ll take care of the themes of the movie and not just give us a watered down action movie.

  11. AvatarDevlin
    11

    I’d really like to see Ron Pearlman’s take on Batou. Just keep rolling in the hellboy outfit minus the red.

  12. AvatarSteve
    12

    The Rock or Vin Diesel as Batou?!?

    No. Just no. Sorry Jami. Wrong wrong wrong, ad infinitum.

    Both those actors certainly have the body and ex-military demeanor required for the role. But I doubt either of them can capture the complexity of the character. This man has seen the skin ripped off innocent children during war and now he lives in a world where he can no longer trust that his will is his own thanks to Goda’s Individual 11 virus. Yet he still manages to crack jokes and laugh at Marx Brothers films.

    Ron Pearlman might, MIGHT, be able to pull it off, if he doesn’t stray into his nihilistic asshole characterizations. Michael Clark Duncan is also a maybe. But I’m thinking something along the lines of Andrew Divoff. He plays (played) Mikhail on Lost and I think he has the physique, face, and the mix of angst and humor needed to play Batou.

  13. AvatarSir Unimaginative
    13

    @Steve: … And Ron Perlman doesn’t? You confuse me.

    @greg: I have no doubt that Spielberg can make a meaningful, faithful adaptation. I AM concerned about -anyone- getting it from the can to the screen, however, given the attitudes of Hollywood (and everyone else). I suspect getting it into theatres will require some measure of subversion, quite possibly a bona fide stand-alone complex.

    … This could be the most ‘meta’ thing ever.

  14. AvatarWayne
    14

    I just can’t see Spielburg doing anime. He’s too much of a “happy ending” director. Yes, we have the CGI capability to do anything. Horrible example, but look at what Ewe Boll has been able to do. 10-15+ years ago, things like that or Resident Evil 3 just couldn’t be done. So we can do it, the question becomes by who and WHY.

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