11 Responses to “America’s Next Top Joe”

1. D-W Posted: Apr 18th, 2008 at 3:03 pm

   1 Is it just me or does Snake Eyes’ mask have lips? I’m waiting for the Cobra Commander and Destro photos.

2. AI_Joe Posted: Apr 18th, 2008 at 3:14 pm

   2 Armored boobs, ftw. \o/ Seriously, though - why black? Dark green and dark blue for Joes and Cobra respectively. Not hard - and a bit different. The cinematographer is going to shit. Also, would it kill too much if they could have at least gave the Baroness some green specs? In their sad attempt to make this uber-hip and matrixy, they’ve inadvertently created a movie about fashion terrorists. And how much Oxy-Clean does Storm Shadow goes through - or is his get-up blood resistant?

3. VonKraut Posted: Apr 18th, 2008 at 3:24 pm

   3 its too bad this movie is going to be really horrible.

4. sharkker Posted: Apr 18th, 2008 at 5:13 pm

   4 At least Scarlett doesn’t have bat-nipples on that outfit. Wait - is that a good or bad thing?

5. chopa Posted: Apr 18th, 2008 at 5:18 pm

   5 Actually not that much leather on the joes also Cover Girl was a tank or something driver

6. Xenos Posted: Apr 18th, 2008 at 11:55 pm

   6 “The X-Men called. They want their leather back.” HA! Indeed. Also, Batman Begins. (At least there it made sense.) GI Joe always had each character in a distinct outfit. Sure I could see muted colors, but all black? They kept saying that they were doing a fun movie and not a serious war one. Then why did they get all the black body armor? Also, I cannot begin on how much nerd rage I have for seeing Baroness without spectacles.

7. NP Posted: Apr 19th, 2008 at 1:53 am

   7 How the fuck hard is it to pick up one of those black-rimmed prescription glasses for Baroness? Don’t they have any idea that it would look 100 time sexier than whatever the hell Baroness is wearing in that photograph? And what about the Cobra insignia? Are they going to exclude the insignia from the costume as well?

8. NP Posted: Apr 19th, 2008 at 1:57 am

   8 OLIVIA MUNN = BARONESS!! Throw those nerdy glasses on her and you’ve got a sure-fire winner.

9. Cortharis Posted: Apr 21st, 2008 at 8:01 am

   9 Is it just me, or does Rip Cord have like a Halo Battle riffle?

10. j_bob Posted: Apr 21st, 2008 at 9:38 am

    10 I used to have the Cover Girl missile tank when I was a kid. Checked up on it, and she was only part of the early lines, and never re-introduced

11. Oddball Posted: Apr 23rd, 2008 at 8:40 am

    11 “Is it just me, or does Rip Cord have like a Halo Battle riffle?” It’s the FN-2000, a new battle rifle from FN, which is a Belgian gun manufacturer that’s known for producing the FN-FAL and most of John Browning’s (as in Browning firearms) designs. Oh, and +1 to the Baroness needing glasses.