Comments on: America’s Next Top Joe

by: Oddball

Wed, 23 Apr 2008 12:40:58 +0000

“Is it just me, or does Rip Cord have like a Halo Battle riffle?”

It’s the FN-2000, a new battle rifle from FN, which is a Belgian gun manufacturer that’s known for producing the FN-FAL and most of John Browning’s (as in Browning firearms) designs.

Oh, and +1 to the Baroness needing glasses.

by: j_bob

Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:38:07 +0000

I used to have the Cover Girl missile tank when I was a kid.
Checked up on it, and she was only part of the early lines, and never re-introduced

by: Cortharis

Mon, 21 Apr 2008 12:01:25 +0000

Is it just me, or does Rip Cord have like a Halo Battle riffle?

by: NP

Sat, 19 Apr 2008 05:57:14 +0000

OLIVIA MUNN = BARONESS!! Throw those nerdy glasses on her and you’ve got a sure-fire winner.

by: NP

Sat, 19 Apr 2008 05:53:21 +0000

How the fuck hard is it to pick up one of those black-rimmed prescription glasses for Baroness? Don’t they have any idea that it would look 100 time sexier than whatever the hell Baroness is wearing in that photograph? And what about the Cobra insignia? Are they going to exclude the insignia from the costume as well?

by: Xenos

Sat, 19 Apr 2008 03:55:54 +0000

“The X-Men called. They want their leather back.”

HA! Indeed. Also, Batman Begins. (At least there it made sense.) GI Joe always had each character in a distinct outfit. Sure I could see muted colors, but all black? They kept saying that they were doing a fun movie and not a serious war one. Then why did they get all the black body armor?

Also, I cannot begin on how much nerd rage I have for seeing Baroness without spectacles.

by: chopa

Fri, 18 Apr 2008 21:18:36 +0000

Actually not that much leather on the joes

also Cover Girl was a tank or something driver

by: sharkker

Fri, 18 Apr 2008 21:13:36 +0000

At least Scarlett doesn’t have bat-nipples on that outfit. Wait - is that a good or bad thing?

by: VonKraut

Fri, 18 Apr 2008 19:24:59 +0000

its too bad this movie is going to be really horrible.

by: AI_Joe

Fri, 18 Apr 2008 19:14:49 +0000

Armored boobs, ftw. \o/

Seriously, though - why black? Dark green and dark blue for Joes and Cobra respectively. Not hard - and a bit different. The cinematographer is going to shit. Also, would it kill too much if they could have at least gave the Baroness some green specs? In their sad attempt to make this uber-hip and matrixy, they’ve inadvertently created a movie about fashion terrorists.

And how much Oxy-Clean does Storm Shadow goes through - or is his get-up blood resistant?