Ace Ventura 3? SRSLY?

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008 at 10:17 pm by Jami

Reader Mikey D must hate me because he sends me shit like this:

Ace Ventrua 3

Ace Fucking Ventura Fuck 3!

I… oh fuck all.


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12 Responses to “Ace Ventura 3? SRSLY?”

  1. AvatarDave Menendez
    1

    I see they’re going with the “son of” sequel. Because that worked so well for The Mask 2.

  2. AvatarHamstadini
    2

    Here’s one more:

    http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/facepalm.gif

  3. AvatarWanderer
    3

    COMPLETE FAIL!

    Seriously, when will Hollywood stop this madness?!?!

  4. AvatarVonKraut
    4

    Any sequel without the original character is always a bad idea.

  5. AvatarnPrime2000
    5

    2 words…EPIC FAIL

  6. AvatarWayne
    6

    Yep, epic fail. I’ve never been a huge Jim Carrey fan (harking back to the first movie) but I loved him in Liar, Liar and Me, Myself and Irene. He needs better material than this Ace Ventura crap. And as the movie goes and I’ve said many times before: we need to nuke Hollywood from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure.

    Now THIS http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmMXk0bA8gk is a movie that I really want to see! Again, I don’t normally like the actor, but it looks like they’ve put together a pretty good script this time.

  7. AvatarCortharis
    7

    So is Jim Carry to be endless haunted by a long run of “son of” films?

    Personally an origins film would have worked better than this potential pile of dung.

  8. AvatarVal
    8

    This could be everything “Son of The Mask” promised and more

  9. AvatarKevin Bahrt
    9

    the definition of EPIC FAIL, a failure so bad it redefines the limits of failure.

  10. AvatarBAMikeyD
    10

    Well Jami… let me just say, it’s not so much that I hate you it’s just more people see your page for warnings than would see mine.

  11. AvatarJami
    11
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    @BAMikeyD, your sacrifice is well appreciated. Seeking these shitty movies to warn the rest of us is an admirable sacrifice of your brain meats! I salute you sir!

  12. AvatarOnezumi
    12

    HAHAHA! Worse than Gay Sphincter Monsters from Sex Hell.

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