Comments on: Obi Wan Can Whittle A Beard With His Lightsaber http://www.angryzenmaster.com/2008/04/22/obi-wan-can-whittle-a-beard-with-his-lightsaber/ Enlightenment Through Focused Rage Sat, 22 Nov 2008 08:19:34 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.11 by: Samuraiartguy http://www.angryzenmaster.com/2008/04/22/obi-wan-can-whittle-a-beard-with-his-lightsaber/#comment-15490 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 19:30:35 +0000 http://www.angryzenmaster.com/2008/04/22/obi-wan-can-whittle-a-beard-with-his-lightsaber/#comment-15490 Well, we all know that Lucan and Art Direct and Production Value a filn to frakkin DEATH. But the stunningly lame scripts, dialogue and acting of Episodes I-III conviced Me that not only does George has his head up his millionare ass, he's totally screwed the pooch AND jumped the shark for Me. And apparently no one at lucasfilm is either high enough on the food chain or has the stone to drop script on George's Desk and say "My GOD, Gorge. We can't shoot this crap. This SUCKS. It reeks of EPIC FAIL." Come on, seriously. That whiny emo punk Annikin in vader's armor... Nigga', PLEASE. This thing may look fabulous, but I have little hope for the script. Well, we all know that Lucan and Art Direct and Production Value a filn to frakkin DEATH. But the stunningly lame scripts, dialogue and acting of Episodes I-III conviced Me that not only does George has his head up his millionare ass, he’s totally screwed the pooch AND jumped the shark for Me. And apparently no one at lucasfilm is either high enough on the food chain or has the stone to drop script on George’s Desk and say “My GOD, Gorge. We can’t shoot this crap. This SUCKS. It reeks of EPIC FAIL.”

Come on, seriously. That whiny emo punk Annikin in vader’s armor… Nigga’, PLEASE. This thing may look fabulous, but I have little hope for the script.

]]> by: Devin http://www.angryzenmaster.com/2008/04/22/obi-wan-can-whittle-a-beard-with-his-lightsaber/#comment-14883 Wed, 23 Apr 2008 22:23:27 +0000 http://www.angryzenmaster.com/2008/04/22/obi-wan-can-whittle-a-beard-with-his-lightsaber/#comment-14883 lol, so that's why Mace BMF Windu was bald then? lol, so that’s why Mace BMF Windu was bald then?

]]> by: Wayne http://www.angryzenmaster.com/2008/04/22/obi-wan-can-whittle-a-beard-with-his-lightsaber/#comment-14856 Wed, 23 Apr 2008 12:52:18 +0000 http://www.angryzenmaster.com/2008/04/22/obi-wan-can-whittle-a-beard-with-his-lightsaber/#comment-14856 Meh. I'm sure I'll eventually get around to watching it, but Lucas pissed me off so bad with 1-3 that I have all but zero interest in Star Wars at the moment (though I saw Aaron Alston is writing SW again....). As far as Sith Lords being bald, well, a major cause of baldness is too much testosterone. I think they definitely qualify. So either Jedi are nancy boys or the universe could have been saved by getting the Sith laid a little more often. Meh. I’m sure I’ll eventually get around to watching it, but Lucas pissed me off so bad with 1-3 that I have all but zero interest in Star Wars at the moment (though I saw Aaron Alston is writing SW again….).

As far as Sith Lords being bald, well, a major cause of baldness is too much testosterone. I think they definitely qualify. So either Jedi are nancy boys or the universe could have been saved by getting the Sith laid a little more often.

]]> by: torso_boy http://www.angryzenmaster.com/2008/04/22/obi-wan-can-whittle-a-beard-with-his-lightsaber/#comment-14710 Wed, 23 Apr 2008 05:19:37 +0000 http://www.angryzenmaster.com/2008/04/22/obi-wan-can-whittle-a-beard-with-his-lightsaber/#comment-14710 from what I hear, it IS going to be on tv, but with begin with a theatrical opener. from what I hear, it IS going to be on tv, but with begin with a theatrical opener.

]]> by: Kevin Bahrt http://www.angryzenmaster.com/2008/04/22/obi-wan-can-whittle-a-beard-with-his-lightsaber/#comment-14690 Wed, 23 Apr 2008 01:43:07 +0000 http://www.angryzenmaster.com/2008/04/22/obi-wan-can-whittle-a-beard-with-his-lightsaber/#comment-14690 I am so used to weird styles that I barely even notice them anymore. I think it would be nice to see more star warsy action. And she isn't human. http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Asajj_Ventress I am so used to weird styles that I barely even notice them anymore. I think it would be nice to see more star warsy action.

And she isn’t human.
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Asajj_Ventress

]]> by: Devin http://www.angryzenmaster.com/2008/04/22/obi-wan-can-whittle-a-beard-with-his-lightsaber/#comment-14640 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 23:00:46 +0000 http://www.angryzenmaster.com/2008/04/22/obi-wan-can-whittle-a-beard-with-his-lightsaber/#comment-14640 The style is meant to be reminiscient of the old Thunderbirds wooden puppets, as George Lucas wanted to do something not-quite anime and not quite Final Fantasy photo-realistic . I think as far as what he was going for, it works. And from the trailer that I saw on StarWars.com, this will definitely deliver and earn its place next to Genndy Tartovsky's Clone Wars cartoon miniseries. The style is meant to be reminiscient of the old Thunderbirds wooden puppets, as George Lucas wanted to do something not-quite anime and not quite Final Fantasy photo-realistic .

I think as far as what he was going for, it works. And from the trailer that I saw on StarWars.com, this will definitely deliver and earn its place next to Genndy Tartovsky’s Clone Wars cartoon miniseries.

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