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Anti-Venom

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 at 2:34 pm by Jami

Leave it to Marvel to spoil their own comics. So, without further ado, I present Anti-Venom courtesy Entertainment Weekly:

What can I say, love John Romita Jr.’s art. Always a big fan. Not so crazy about Anti-Venom. A bit cheesy, like Anti-Spawn. Much funnier as Auntie Venom.

So, friendly neighborhood wall crawlers, let’s play the caption game! You know what to do, drop your caption in the comments.

[Via Entertainment Weekly via Occasional Superheroine]

19 Responses to “Anti-Venom”

Onomah
Posted: Apr 30th, 2008 at 3:29 pm

It was later found that Venom’s latest rampage was the result of a bleach chugging contest gone awry.

BAMikeyD
Posted: Apr 30th, 2008 at 4:39 pm

“Of course I’m pissed. Have you seen the dumb ass name they gave me?! REAAAAAARRRRRGH!

buzzlefett
Posted: Apr 30th, 2008 at 5:17 pm

Wait…how did I get onto the set of High School Musical 3? Hey! Where’s Zac Efron? He was sitting as this table? What do you mean? Oh…

sharkker
Posted: Apr 30th, 2008 at 5:26 pm

I’m Anti-Venom! And I’m evi…uh…wait. Venom’s a bad guy, right? He’s evil? So does that make me a good guy? … I’m Anti-Venom, and I’m here to help you! RAWR!

Wind
Posted: Apr 30th, 2008 at 6:17 pm
5

“Damn it! I said NO PICKLES!!!”

JP
Posted: Apr 30th, 2008 at 7:27 pm

At least its better than Mac Gargan being Venom.

Love,
Marvel

Leto
Posted: Apr 30th, 2008 at 7:40 pm
7

“Must…give…HUGS!”

Echo
Posted: Apr 30th, 2008 at 7:53 pm

“and ladies and gentlemen, this concludes our demonstration of Goatse.”

sykomantis
Posted: Apr 30th, 2008 at 8:04 pm

Violator eat your heart out… oh wait…

Aegis
Posted: Apr 30th, 2008 at 8:48 pm

“Tricksie hobitses is fucked now! Our preciousssss”

BAMikeyD
Posted: Apr 30th, 2008 at 9:43 pm

“STOP CALLING ME FUCKING ‘ERIC FOREMAN’! I’m NOT him!”

laserbacon
Posted: May 1st, 2008 at 12:05 am

Haha! I avoided being deleted by Mephisto!

…

What do you mean they’re going to make “Yet One More Day”?

Ghostfreehood!
Posted: May 1st, 2008 at 7:41 am

Sadly, Anti-Venom’s air guitar performance of Alice Cooper’s: Welcome To My Nightmare wasn’t as well recieved as he’d hoped. After crumbling the table on his own retard strength and making a few rock faces, he finally gave up.

As Anti-Venom lowered his head in meloncholy, he threw himself a pity party as he walked back to his night course of Marine Biology at the community college. He quietly hummed the song to himself with woe.

Scott
Posted: May 1st, 2008 at 9:43 am

Anti-Venom was all ready for the KISS concert. He’d totally score with Paul Stanley tonight!

Jami
Posted: May 1st, 2008 at 9:48 am

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HAHA! The hottest band in the world, KISS!

Bentos
Posted: May 2nd, 2008 at 7:52 am

“Toilet! I said where’s the bloody toilet, I’m busting!!”

Cayton
Posted: May 3rd, 2008 at 7:40 am

Isn’t ‘Anti-Venom’ an oxy-moron, like jumbo-shrimp. If he really is the opposite, I think his name should be more fitting. Like Anti-dote.

BAMikeyD
Posted: May 4th, 2008 at 1:48 pm

… no Anitvenom (more properly antivenin) is what they use to counter venom bites. It’s acceptable to call the opposite of Venom, Antivenom… does that make it less dumb? No.