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Iron Man Makes Pants Crunchy

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 at 3:50 pm by Jami

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Before we get into the meat of this, there are two complaints that I’d like to address. First, Iron Man is a very “male” movie. Val over at Occasional Superheroine likens Pepper Potts (Gwyneth Paltrow’s character) to a “glorified Miss Moneypenny.” That’s exactly what I thought as I was watching. Pepper Potts is certainly a great foil for Robert Downy Jr.’s Tony Stark, but a super secretary is hardly a strong female role model. She’s the only woman in the film who’s not treated as a sex object. True, Tony Stark is supposed to be a womanizing letch, but reducing women to mere eye candy in the new millennium is tired. Hopefully, the Black Widow will show up in the next one to give Stark a run for his money.

Second, the Middle Eastern terrorist angle annoys me. In the new millennium, Arab actors deserve more diverse roles than terrorists in our movies and television. This one note portrayal only serves to reinforce stereotypes that truly damage any hope that the west will ever understand the Middle East. I will give Iron Man some credit. Ten Rings is a group of nomads who speak various languages. The movie also shows regular Arabs being terrorized by Ten Rings. And there’s no apparent religious aspect to Ten Rings. They never cheer in the name of any deity as they brutalize citizens. That’s probably as even a portrayal of terrorists as we’re going to get. Also, Ten Rings is clearly a nod to the Mandarin. I expect them to return in future sequels.

Okay, now that the bitching is over, on to the review!

Characters

Robert Downey, Jr. - It’s truly amazing when an actor gets a character. Robert Downey, Jr. gets Tony Stark. Robert Downey, Jr. IS Tony Stark. He was practically born to play the part. There’s a sincerity to his portrayal that draws you in making everything believable. You don’t question Tony McGuyvering a mini ARC generator in cave. You don’t question Tony flying to the Middle East in just the Mark III and still having enough power to take on two fighter jets. Tony is so real and an absolute joy to watch on screen.

Terrence Howard - Howard’s Jim Rhodes is straight man to Tony Stark. It’s a very subtle performance. Jim is the loyal friend always willing to cover Tony’s ass without question. You can tell that there’s more bubbling under the surface, but Howard plays it fairly conservatively. He’s perfectly aware of who the star is and is more than willing to let Downey shine. I really hope we get to see him suit up as War Machine in the next one. Howard could certainly use a bigger part in the sequel.

Gwyneth Paltrow - There’s no doubt that Pepper Potts is Tony’s Money Penny. The sexual tension between the two is quite palpable and the chemistry is electrifying. The balcony scene had me on the edge of my freaking seat! Loved her witty banter. More please! Part of me kind of wants them to hook up, but part of me likes the tension building between Tony and Pepper.

Jeff Bridges - If Jeff Bridges didn’t have such a distinct voice, I might not have recognized him as Obadiah Stane. He’s the perfect sneaky villain and plays well against Downey, Jr. Don’t often see him as the bad guy but you could tell he had fun with the part.

Shell Head

I’m so in love with the fact that they used practical armor on set. Nothing rocks harder than actors in big old suits of metal. I found the blending between CG and practical armors to be quite good. Definitely a must see on a freaking large movie screen. Live action mech porn doesn’t get much more sexy than this.

As a dabbler in 3D, I would totally love to model 3D objects with that virtual holographic interface Tony uses to design his armor. Such an elegant an intuitive way to build 3D objects. I hope I live long enough to witness such technologies and to actually use them.

The nice thing is that the effects don’t get over done. You never feel like they get in the way of the plot. It’s certainly a mech sex fest, but unlike tradition porn, the tech serves the plot.

Plot

Out of all of the comic book films that have recently dropped, Iron Man has the strongest plot, the kind of movie non comic fans can really relate to without foreknowledge of the character. At the same time, it treats the source material with such reverence that it brings a golden smile to the hearts of comic book geeks. Brilliant.

We’re not overloaded with mindless action sequences. Every splodey has a meaning behind it. Every effect shot has a purpose. Even the sexy tech bits are there for a reason. No scene seems overly gratuitous or wasted.

In terms of content, it seems to lean very heavily towards the Ultimate universe, especially in light of the TOTALLY BAD MOTHER FUCKING cameo at the end of the credits. It also sets up some nice crossover possibilities which will kick all mighty ass if Robert Downey, Jr. agrees to play Tony Stark in whatever future crossover Marvel has up its sleeve. They’ve already announced an Avengers movie for 2011 which would just make my loins explode and geek all over myself.

I AM IRON MAN

Iron Man is the best superhero film I’ve seen to date. I highly recommend comic geeks and action fans in general see this in the theater right now. Drop your keyboard, hop in the car, buy a ticket, and watch the awesome unfold before you! Really enjoyable flick and an excellent way to kick off the summer.

12 Responses to “Iron Man Makes Pants Crunchy”

  1. Avatargreg
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    damn. i knew i should have stayed through the credits >

  2. Avatarcobalt
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    the avengers movie will be so sweet…
    apparently marvel’s slated the crossover to be between established characters including downey jr, ed norton as the hulk, and whoever stars in the Captain America and Thor movies.

    ridiculous, the incredible hulk trailer is nuts, and rumor has it downey will have a cameo as tony stark in that too, crossover madness

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  4. AvatarThomas C
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    I wholeheartedly agree with everything you said, Jamie. It was the win.

    I think the awesomeness is largely to do with Marvel releasing it through their own studio, so they can include all the tie-ins and universe building they want, ’cause anything it leads to is just more money in their pockets.

  5. AvatarZeln
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    I strongly suspect the dude who got scorched will end up being the mandarin. Robert Downey Jr. and all the crew (not sure about bridges) are all signed for 3 movies, avengers makes 3rd, easily.

    Tony does indeed show up in hulk, he sits down at a bar the Gen. Thunderbolt is at and brings up something about “So i heard about your problem” to which T-bolt replies “MY problem, what about YOUR problem.” (implying what happened at the end of Iron man)

    Also, Iron man 2 will serve as a intro for Thor (S.H.I.E.L.D. may have tony scan a recently unearthed Mjolnir some are speculating)

    all this aside, im still psyched about Dark knight, buyt imk more amped for 2010-2011’s marvels cirque du asskickin’.

  6. AvatarDrezz
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    Great review - was waiting for a good opinion before going out to see it.

    And Happy Birthday, Jami.

  7. Avatarj_bob
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    Jeff Bridges blog Jeffbridges.com has some behind the scenes photos that he took while they were making the movie. Some pretty cool stuff if you like that kinda thing.

    Haven’t seen it yet, really want to. Need to see if its on the local Imax theatres here.

  8. AvatarJami
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    @j_bob, brilliant photos! I can’t wait for the DVD to come out. I’m going to be watching special features forever on this thing.

  9. AvatarKindless
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    Warmachine is most definitely going to make an appearance, seeing as how Rhodes forebode it. Not to mention Tony’s alcoholism will be explored n the next movie.

    I can’t say I’m entirely excited for the avengers. I’ve never liked the whole crossover gatherings of super heroes. Superfriends, etc. But that’s not to say I won’t give avengers a shot.

  10. AvatarRichard "Pocky" Kim
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    I love this movie. It’s my favorite superhero movie now. ^^

    On the terrorists, I have to ask - who would you have chosen as the group that captured Tony initially? I’ve been thinking about it myself, and I don’t know if most any other group would make sense and still stick fairly close to the original origin.

    As for Pepper, I felt that she was more ‘the power behind the power’ than just a ’super secretary’. And I think she was a very strong character; personal assistants are actually more powerful than most people think. >.>

    In any case, I don’t think that every major character in a movie has to be a role-model of any type; if they were, they would be less realistic, in my opinion. *shrug*

  11. AvatarRichard "Pocky" Kim
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    Also, happy birthday, man! ^_^

  12. AvatarSamuraiartguy
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    Took my Padawans to a Saturday matinee… bribe for yardwork. HEH. And…

    OMGods… CRUNCHY PANTS! AIEEEEEEEEEEEE… Holy FRAK… Iron Man ROCKS SO HARD!
    And I think it was pretty cool that Tony Stark was kind of a fucked-up but driven person.
    They overdid it with Peter Parker in SM 3, actually “overdid it” pretty much defined that movie.

    I’m kind of in love with Pepper Potts. Thought she was pretty kick-ass. But yeah, it WAS pretty much kind of a guy, geek, gearhead flick. Wife didn’t just demure, she plain REFUSED to go with us. Sorry, no Johnny Depp or Orlando Bloom.. but Indy IV is coming. I still love you, Princess.

    Caught FF: Rise of the Silver Surfer that night on FIOS on Demand… glad I waited. Ffff… pretty, and Surfer was cool.. DIDN’T need Victor Von Doom being an ASSHOLE. All that heavy lead-in and CG to DEATH.. and in the end Galactus gets CHUMPED. Please… WAY TOO PAT ENDING. And Sue Storm - (Jessica Alba) still looks like total jailbait. Totally Yummy, yes.. but still NOT credible as Reed’s Richard’s soul mate.

    Iron Man for teh Winz! Tech glory aside, the frakkin’ thing actually holds together!

    BANZAI!

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