Certified Mighty - Donald Gorsuch

Monday, May 12th, 2008 at 8:49 am by Jami

Manos

Name and/or Alias: buzzlefett

Location: Baltimore, MD

Occupation: retail store manager

Top five favorite movies: I can’t pick 5 (my list goes on forever) but the entire Star Wars saga is the best for me

Worst movie you’ve ever seen, ever: Manos: The Hands of Fate (rated 2nd worst movie ever made and I’ve seen it…twice)

Best shitty movie you’ve ever seen: define shitty…Feast maybe?

If you were forced to make a remake of a classic film or 80’s property, what would you pick? The A-Team I guess (and I’d still have Mr. T play B.A.) or oooooh The Legend of Zelda

Where do you prefer to watch your movies, IMAX, theater, computer, television, or iPod? An empty theater

Favorite movie moment: maybe the death of Rufio from Hook, it traumatized me as a kid but made me realize that not everything is a game and sometimes not everyone makes it

Top five favorite comics/webcomics: Marvel What-Ifs, The Gunslinger, The Dark Knight, JLA, Marvel Zombies

Comic/webcomic you’d like to see as a movie: The Justice League

Favorite artist: Jae Lee

Favorite writer: Stephen King

What’s worse, Clone Wars or One More Day? One More Day

Floppies, trade paper backs, digital downloads, or webcomics? Trade paper backs

Favorite comic moment: Either the death of Superman (because I don’t like him) or Wolverine’s self-tracheotomy in a Marvel What-If/Enemy of the State storyline (just before murdering Sue Storm who I also don’t like)

Mac or PC? PC for me

Henshin device: Just a simple twist of the dial of my wristwatch gives me superhuman strength and endurance

Battle cry: Lerooooooooy Jenkins!

Mighty finisher: I put on a move called the immobilizer which is kind of hard to describe if you don’t watch wrestling but it winds up breaking all 4 of my opponent’s limbs (and neck if necessary). Essentially, I put my opponent on the ground face-first and fold their feet up to their lower back. Then I lay on top of their feet and put them in a chicken-wing and a half nelson. Viola!

How did you discover the Angry Zen Master? A friend turned me on to it



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7 Responses to “Certified Mighty - Donald Gorsuch”

  1. AvatarJami
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    Have to agree with Jae Lee. One of my favorites, too!

  2. AvatarVonKraut
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    Manos is impossible to watch unless its the mst3k version. Torgo!

  3. Avatarbuzzlefett
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    I was already certified mighty once…maybe I’m doubly mighty?

  4. AvatarJami
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    AHAHA! DOH! Well, I’ll just delete the old one.

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  6. Avatarbuzzlefett
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    BTW, the name should be Donald Gorsuch.

  7. AvatarJami
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    Ah crap! Sorry about that. Fixed. Every once in a while I screw up on my spelling.

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