Certified Mighty - Donald Gorsuch
Monday, May 12th, 2008 at 8:49 am by Jami
Name and/or Alias: buzzlefett
Location: Baltimore, MD
Occupation: retail store manager
Top five favorite movies: I can’t pick 5 (my list goes on forever) but the entire Star Wars saga is the best for me
Worst movie you’ve ever seen, ever: Manos: The Hands of Fate (rated 2nd worst movie ever made and I’ve seen it…twice)
Best shitty movie you’ve ever seen: define shitty…Feast maybe?
If you were forced to make a remake of a classic film or 80’s property, what would you pick? The A-Team I guess (and I’d still have Mr. T play B.A.) or oooooh The Legend of Zelda
Where do you prefer to watch your movies, IMAX, theater, computer, television, or iPod? An empty theater
Favorite movie moment: maybe the death of Rufio from Hook, it traumatized me as a kid but made me realize that not everything is a game and sometimes not everyone makes it
Top five favorite comics/webcomics: Marvel What-Ifs, The Gunslinger, The Dark Knight, JLA, Marvel Zombies
Comic/webcomic you’d like to see as a movie: The Justice League
Favorite artist: Jae Lee
Favorite writer: Stephen King
What’s worse, Clone Wars or One More Day? One More Day
Floppies, trade paper backs, digital downloads, or webcomics? Trade paper backs
Favorite comic moment: Either the death of Superman (because I don’t like him) or Wolverine’s self-tracheotomy in a Marvel What-If/Enemy of the State storyline (just before murdering Sue Storm who I also don’t like)
Mac or PC? PC for me
Henshin device: Just a simple twist of the dial of my wristwatch gives me superhuman strength and endurance
Battle cry: Lerooooooooy Jenkins!
Mighty finisher: I put on a move called the immobilizer which is kind of hard to describe if you don’t watch wrestling but it winds up breaking all 4 of my opponent’s limbs (and neck if necessary). Essentially, I put my opponent on the ground face-first and fold their feet up to their lower back. Then I lay on top of their feet and put them in a chicken-wing and a half nelson. Viola!
How did you discover the Angry Zen Master? A friend turned me on to it
Would you like to be “Certified Mighty?” Check out the profile questions and shoot me an email.

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