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High Speed Wireless Data Transfer From Datastorm V1.0

Monday, May 12th, 2008 at 1:48 pm by Jami

Not only is this infomercial made with extra chunky awesome sauce, it also explains the real reason why the Girl Scouts are no longer allowed to go door-to-door.

THIS IS MY BOOM STICK!

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6 Responses to “High Speed Wireless Data Transfer From Datastorm V1.0”

  1. AvatarCortharis
    Posted: May 12th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
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    Awesome…. Now to find a cache of floppy disks to use for ammunition.

  2. AvatarJami
    Posted: May 12th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
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    I’m thinking some good old Zip discs will “transfer” nicely.

  3. AvatarD-W
    Posted: May 12th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
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    I was expecting something more….electronic.

  4. AvatarJack T Robyn
    Posted: May 12th, 2008 at 7:45 pm
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    Modify this thing to alternate between 3.5 Floppys and CDs and you have fully automatic AOL.

  5. AvatarKevin Bahrt
    Posted: May 12th, 2008 at 10:31 pm
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    Rig it to fire calculators and you got a deal. I want to see Cartman use this to attack some dirty hippies.

  6. AvatarWayne
    Posted: May 13th, 2008 at 8:45 am
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    I saw this off of Slashdot yesterday, absolutely awesome! Personally I’d like to see it shoot some AOL CDs, I’ll bet it could get some pretty impressive range.

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