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Skynet Takes Forever Learning How To Mix Eggs

Monday, May 26th, 2008 at 10:53 pm by Jami

If it takes this freaking long for Skynet to learn how to just stir some eggs in a bowl, there may yet be hope for the human race. Still, it is pretty cool to see it actually learn. When it finally learns how to stir without hitting the sides of the bowl even when the guy was moving the bowl around, that was pretty impressive. As these robots get more sophisticated, you can almost imagine complex surgical procedures done by robots who can anticipate problems without human intervention. Until then, Skynet will have to start with the basics. If it can’t feed us omelets, it can’t really infiltrate and take over.

Thanks to reader Tyler Anderson for uncovering this latest bit of Skynet’s deceit.

[Via Learning Algorithms and Systems Laboratory via Laughing Squid]

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3 Responses to “Skynet Takes Forever Learning How To Mix Eggs”

  1. Avataroh minseok
    Posted: May 26th, 2008 at 10:55 pm
    1

    Dear,

    I’m a korean living in seoul.(name: Oh Minseok)
    Korean special investigative team investigated samsung
    corporation.
    But they did not work right.
    Suspicious to have been bought off.
    Samsung corporation had many crimes.
    And the team investigated samsung corporation.
    It contained korean companies samsung,huyndai,sk CEOs’ illegal issuing
    stocks or bonds. ( previous CEOs or present CEOs )
    The quantity were plenty.
    (Three company CEOs did(and are doing) many crimes to me.
    Many koreans are knowing it.
    But many koreans are bought off by illegal issuing stocks or bonds.
    Korean prosecutors are also guilty.)
    The team knew it.
    Korean special investigative team must investigated this.
    But they concealed it.
    I ask for asking for this criminal investigation to prosecutors in any
    country.
    And help the shareholders and me.
    P.S)
    Three companies are hacking me and trying to kill me.
    And are suspicious to use my name and email illegally.
    If you receive another message that I dictated above are not true,
    it is not from me, but from three companies.
    The things I dictated above are true.

  2. AvatarKevin Bahrt
    Posted: May 27th, 2008 at 7:55 am
    2

    I await the day our armed forces defeat skynets hordes of evil robots wielding wii-motes and it will all end because somebody forgot to remove the “end task” command from the coding and it all comes crashing down. Humanity will be saved due to our own incompetence.

  3. AvatarVonKraut
    Posted: May 27th, 2008 at 11:30 am
    3

    stickin a knife on that thing kinda freaked me out for some reason. Despite that I still want one!

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