Tin Foil Hats For Denver
Monday, June 2nd, 2008 at 2:19 pm by Jami
Reader Tyler Anderson uncovered a dark plot by aliens to spy on our little girls. Okay, not really.
In response to what he believes is legitimate video proof of alien life, concerned Denver resident Jeff Peckman wants Denver citizens to vote on an initiative that would create an Extraterrestrial Affairs Commission in Denver. The video in question shows a wide pale head with large black eyes peering into a window. Peckman screened the footage for a select group of reporters but refuses to release it to the general public at this time. The footage will be released at a later date as part of a documentary.
The screen grab above is from the official video which sucks because you can’t see shit. Almost looks like a Punisher t-shirt. io9 has reenactment footage that has some cute overdubbed audio.
Peckman has sort of done himself a disservice. By keeping the footage so close to the chest, he damages his credibility. If he really thinks is teh alienz, why not let the world see and be convinced for themselves? And now that we’ve got that reenactment footage, a lot of news services and blogs may mistakenly pass that off as the Peckman’s footage. Double fucked. Also, he’s proposing the creation of a new commission paid for by tax dollars in the middle of an economic down turn. Tax payers won’t be happy funding Denver’s X-Files when they’re trying to decide whether to buy gas or groceries because they don’t have the money for both. Sorry Peckman, you’re triply fucked.
Thanks for keeping an eye on Denver, Tyler. We’ll have to see in November if the citizens rise up against the aliens.
[Via Denver Post, Rocky Mountain News and io9]


