Jet Li Plus Michelle Yeoh Equals Jami in Theater

Fuck. I don’t want to see this movie. But now I have to.

The Mummy, Tomb of the Dragon Emperor has Jet Li and Michelle Yeoh which is yes. It stars Brendan Fraser which is no. But Jet Li and Michelle Yeoh outweigh Brenden Fraser. Of course, Dwayne Johnson outweighs Brendan Fraser yet The Mummy Returns was had copious amounts of no. However, I suspect that the yes of Li and Yeoh will outweigh the no of Fraser. So I will have to at least entertain thoughts of purchasing a ticket for this on purpose when it drops August 1.