True to form, Mikey D returns with more movie shitness. This time, Brendan Fraser returns with an ill conceived remake of Journey to the Center of the Earth.

Okay, so not every movie this summer will be good.

Must we really dig up all the classics just because we can redo the effects with high priced CG? Ugh. Not that I’m a huge fan of the original. But why the hell bother digging this thing up? I suppose those who remember the original all have kids now and might take them to see this waste of film, but really, this is a stupid remake. The only possible entertainment value might come from seeing this in 3D. But then you’ll remember that you’re shelling out $15 for an IMAX movie and wasting gas for CG porn. Actually, CG porn would probably be more entertaining.

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