35 Responses to “Emoball Z Poster”

1. Jon Knight Posted: Jun 24th, 2008 at 4:00 pm

   1 Dragonball: The Live Action Movie that shouldn’t have been made! or Dragonball: And you thought Street Fighter sucked Dragonballz…at least its in our title.

2. Marty Posted: Jun 24th, 2008 at 4:05 pm

   2 Dragonball: What the Fuck Is With This Kid’s Forehead?

3. Dave Menendez Posted: Jun 24th, 2008 at 4:20 pm

   3 I’m just impressed they found three female characters to put on the poster.

4. VonKraut Posted: Jun 24th, 2008 at 4:39 pm

   4 Dragonball: That’s not hair gel.

5. buzzlefett Posted: Jun 24th, 2008 at 4:40 pm

   5 Dragonball: Because Ballz aren’t just for kids anymore…oh…wait…

6. Max Posted: Jun 24th, 2008 at 4:53 pm

   6 Dragonball: We don’t believe in continuity! Dragonball: Because adding Z on to the end of everything isn’t cool anymore! Dragonball: Quest for the other glowy red dragon ball! Dragonball: Not even a wish from the Dragon could save this movie.

7. Sir Unimaginative Posted: Jun 24th, 2008 at 5:55 pm

   7 Dragonball: Fifteen seconds before the studio bought a new burn ward. Dragonball: man what

8. Brian Posted: Jun 24th, 2008 at 6:21 pm

   8 Dragonball: Down Syndrome Raver’s Vegas Roadtrip

9. SleepyFist Posted: Jun 24th, 2008 at 6:21 pm

   9 Dragonball: Nonstop Heterophobia Dragonball: Our motto is ‘CGI will fix any Fuck Up’ Dragonball: Dragonball Z fans can eat a hot bag of shit, we do what we want Dragonball: Just when you thought we learned from Transformers

10. Lurch Kimded Posted: Jun 24th, 2008 at 6:35 pm

    10 Dragonball: Its not just sixteen hours of men glowing and screaming! (thats the directors cut) Dragonball: Is not an unusual aphrodisiac Dragonball: No really, give us a chance, please Dragonball: It could be worse Uwe Boll could be directing this Dragonball: Its MMA with people painted green and SFX.

11. Devin Posted: Jun 24th, 2008 at 6:43 pm

    11 DragonBall: The End of Chow Yun-Fat’s Career

12. Themightysven Posted: Jun 24th, 2008 at 7:35 pm

    12 Dragonball the movie: It will be shorter than a brief fist fight in the anime

13. Jack T Robyn Posted: Jun 24th, 2008 at 7:46 pm

    13 Last time on . . . DRAGONBALL

14. BAMikeyD Posted: Jun 24th, 2008 at 8:11 pm

    14 DragonBall: Fall into the gap. DragonBall: What? We got nothing. DragonBall: Now with 40% less fat DragonBall: If you don’t like it you can fuck yourself, that’s our promise! DragonBall: 9 out of 10 Dentists agree… it’s better than a root canal. I could go on for hours…

15. BAMikeyD Posted: Jun 24th, 2008 at 8:12 pm

    15 Oh: DragonBall: Coming to bargain bins near you this fall!

16. Justin Posted: Jun 24th, 2008 at 8:36 pm

    16 Dragonball: Who’s playing who??

17. Paul Posted: Jun 24th, 2008 at 9:11 pm

    17 Dragonball: Ka-me-ha-me-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, ahahaha, AHAHAHA, HAHAHAHA.

18. Jami Posted: Jun 24th, 2008 at 9:20 pm

    18 Author Comment You guys are so freaking awesome! Seriously, any one of these would be better than the current tag.

19. Kindless Posted: Jun 24th, 2008 at 9:53 pm

    19 Why does Roshi have HAIR?!

20. Mike Posted: Jun 24th, 2008 at 10:50 pm

    20 Hollywood: If there is a foreign franchise that is popular in the States, WE WILL DESTROY IT FOR A QUICK PAYDAY!!!!

21. Fm Posted: Jun 24th, 2008 at 10:50 pm

    21 First Dragonball:Not a form of cancer. Second on the name emoball:An excuse for E.D. Sorry had to poke fun of that to.

22. Jami Posted: Jun 24th, 2008 at 11:00 pm

    22 Author Comment Emoballs, so much worse than blue balls!

23. Fm Posted: Jun 24th, 2008 at 11:11 pm

    23 Emoball:The world only depressing porno. Ok last one I swear.

24. Paul Posted: Jun 25th, 2008 at 12:50 am

    24 Dragonball: We took away the Z because the white people kept pronouncing it “Dragonbawls”

25. Danny Posted: Jun 25th, 2008 at 3:34 am

    25 DragonBall Z: Bad Hair just got good! DragonBall Z: Man I got Messed Up last Night DragonBall Z: ‘I WANNA CAST MAGIC MISSILE!!!!!!’ DragonBall Z: Theres HOT babes,,,,,,, you’ll like it,,,,,,,,Honest!

26. Paoken Posted: Jun 25th, 2008 at 3:54 am

    26 Dragon Ball: Because giant phallic light shows always look better on a giant ass screen. Dragon Ball: Could some one please throw a punch as that fucker powers-up? Dragon Ball: We found the most fuckable girls we could. Why would we need a plot? Dragon Ball: The quest for Roshi’s actual hair cut.

27. solkana Posted: Jun 25th, 2008 at 5:01 am

    27 Dragonball: Butthead’s Search for Beavis

28. Grand Master Posted: Jun 25th, 2008 at 6:34 am

    28 Dragonball: White Man, Asian Girls

29. Mr.D Posted: Jun 25th, 2008 at 7:34 am

    29 Dragonball: Feel The Most Powerful Balls also, most accurate and self mocking.. Dragonball: You’ll see it anyway.

30. Wayne Posted: Jun 25th, 2008 at 8:40 am

    30 “We’re emo, we’re bored, we have guns and magic, and we worship Keanu Reeves. Deal with it.”

31. Scott Posted: Jun 25th, 2008 at 9:51 am

    31 Dragonball: Saiyan What? Dragonball: I know! Wish for a better plot line! Dragonball: This time, it’s only 75% reaction shots.

32. Kunoichi Posted: Jun 25th, 2008 at 4:09 pm

    32 Dragonball: Goku is too old and white to have anything to do with the original comic! Dragonball: Not better than a 6-hour root canal. (I almost should see the damn thing just to be able to attest to the truth of this…) Dragonball: We bribed Chow Yun-Fat with the hot chicks. Dragonball: Rendering a classic unrecognizable for his pleasure Dragoball: Wait for the sequel for the Epic Hair!!!

33. Marc Posted: Jun 25th, 2008 at 8:42 pm

    33 I’ve got the perfect one, that no one has said yet…surprisingly, guys. Dragonball: Soundtrack now available on Sad Panda Records

34. Marc Posted: Jun 26th, 2008 at 12:11 am

    34 Or….even better. Dragonball: Soundtrack by My Chemical Romance, Dashboard Confessional, and introducing As I Lay Dying In The Ashes of Autum Twilight. Stole that last one from Questionable Content…but…it works.

35. Tugboat Posted: Jun 26th, 2008 at 4:20 am

    35 as a hat-tip to Buttlord GT… (google it) Dragonball: His first hair-boner, and he’s off da chain!