7 Responses to “Trailer Haiku”

1. Devin Posted: Jul 9th, 2008 at 9:46 am

   1 The hamster from Bolt rocks…

2. salthegeek Posted: Jul 9th, 2008 at 3:34 pm

   2 eagle eye looks promising spielberg came up w/the story btw

3. Jack T Robyn Posted: Jul 9th, 2008 at 7:06 pm

   3 Bwahaha! ‘Bout time Anon got it’s own movie…

4. lurklen Posted: Jul 10th, 2008 at 2:17 am

   4 Mutant Chronicles is such a bad name for a movie that looks so cool.

5. McDucky Posted: Jul 10th, 2008 at 5:13 am

   5 Check out the City of Ember - http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/cityofember/ Not sure how good it will be, but it looks promising.

6. Pingback: Posted: Jul 10th, 2008 at 8:23 am

   6 News » about : mutant chronicles […] blogs related to [mutant chronicles] 23rd century soldier Major Mitch Hunter (Jane) leads a fight against an army of underworld NecroMutants. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0490181/ RAPIDSHARE http://rapidshare.com/files/128437060/mutant.chron.part1.rar http://rapidshare.com/files/128437111/mutant.chron.part2.rar http://rapidshare.com/files/128437090/mutant.chron.part3.rar http://rapidshare.com/files/128436139/mutant.chron.part4.rar(Quote from : 「Mutant Chronicles - DVDRip.XviD-PLUBE.AVI (2008)」) Trailer Haiku Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 at 9:09 am by Jami AZM reader Bart Bacon sent over a shit ton of trailers for The Day the Earth Stood Still, Mutant Chronicles, Knowing, Bolt, Eagle Eye, and The Tale of Despereaux. So I thought I’d dump them all into one post and compose a haiku review for each. The captions for some of them don’t count. Oh, and please feel free to add your own. The Day the Earth Said “Whoa” Wooden Keanu Looking bored just reading lines Gort more convincing (Quote from : 「Trailer Haiku」) Gracias a Firstshowing nos llega otro trailer ruso de ‘The Mutant Chronicles‘. Pueden tener problemas para verlo ya que esta totalmente doblado en ruso , pero creo que es un pequeño detalle que lo pueden obviar considerando la increíble acción y los épicos escenarios de ciencia ficción. Como dato extra  ’The Mutant Chronicles’ es un film de horror-ciencia ficción acerca de un grupo de soldados en el siglo 23 que deben luchar contra un ejercito de NecroMutantes del submundo.  http://www.youtub(Quote from : 「Vale la pena verlo: Trailer ruso de ‘Mutant Chronicles’ y poster」) Días atrás les comentaba del juego de miniaturas de Mutant Chronicles, pero en esta ocasión, no se trata del juego, si no de una película que está próxima a salir. Los recursos naturales de la Tierra han sido agotados por la humanidad, cuatro corporaciones, “The Capitol”, “Bauhaus”, “Mishima”, e “Imperial”, luchan entre sí por los despojos. Mitch Hunter and Nathan Rooker, veteranos de guerra de la Corporación “Capitol”, pelean una deseperada batalla contra una avanzada de la Corporación Bauha(Quote from : 「Mutant Chronicles, la película (trailer)」) I’m doing the writing a few days behind, so that this will post chronologically as it’s supposed to, but as this site seems to only generate traffic based on the most random of searches, no one seems to have noticed that I haven’t written anything new in a day or so. Always nice to feel like you’re doing something that people look forward to reading or will at least notice if you stop one day because you fucking die. I slept poorly Saturday night, acid reflux playing hell with my sleeping patt(Quote from : 「Cinematic Sunday Forty-Five」) […]

7. Wayne Posted: Jul 10th, 2008 at 8:59 am

   7 I had convulsions when I found out Keanu was doing DTESS. Having seen the trailer, I’m still not impressed. I didn’t like him in/as Constantine, I’m thinking he ought to go on my “Do Not See” list, right up where with Tom “Fruiter Than Fruit Cake” Cruise.