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Jar Jar Fucking Binks in 3D!

Thursday, July 24th, 2008 at 11:10 am by Jami

Star Wars 3D

The head of DreamWorks Animation Jeffrey Katzenberg told ComingSoon that George Lucas is contemplating re-releasing all six Star Wars films in 3D. Apparently, he has the technology to build them faster, strong. Better? Hmmm…

I admit that I stood in line when the original trilogy was re-released with all its digital wiz bang special editioness in theaters (Han shot first dammit!). I thought the digital enhancements were fairly tasteful (well, except the Han thing. That still annoys me) and didn’t distract from the movie.

The thought of Jar-Jar Binks in 3D makes me vomit in my brain meats. But the thought of wearing nerdy polarized glasses in the theater makes me, um, unvomit in my brain meats. Episodes IV through VI could be very entertaining in 3D. Granted, it does suck quite a bit to pay higher ticket prices to see something you already have multiple versions of, but honestly, it’s better than remaking Star Wars all together, an evil trend that I fear is here to stay. I am somewhat cautiously optimistic on this one. 3D might be just the thing to get audiences back into theaters.

[Via ComingSoon]

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4 Responses to “Jar Jar Fucking Binks in 3D!”

  1. Avatarcxc
    Posted: Jul 24th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
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    The digital muppets mugging the camera in Jabba’s place (in Return of the Jedi) sucked monkey balls, and they’ll be even harder to ignore in 3D.

  2. AvatarJami
    Posted: Jul 24th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
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    Oh man! I totally forgot about those idiots!

  3. AvatarKevin Bahrt
    Posted: Jul 24th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
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    I wouldn’t mind seeing the second trilogy remade with a more cohesive script. Of course the only way I’d accept a remake of the original trilogy is in miniseries form and a near carbon copy (I’m all for more space battle) with purpose of establishing the new actors for some parts after the original trilogy, there are some parts of the expanded universe, like the capture of Coruscant, that I’d really like to see live action. But I want SciFi channel to do it, they seem least likely to screw it up.

  4. AvatarJulio Jasso
    Posted: Jul 25th, 2008 at 12:35 am
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    Yes, scruffy nerf herding 3d!

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