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Keira Knightly’s Fun Bags Are Happy The Way They Are!

Thursday, July 31st, 2008 at 3:03 pm by Jamie

The Duchess

Keira Knightley refuses to let producers digitally inflate her breasts in promo materials for her new film, The Duchess. For King Arthur, digital plastic surgeons pumped her A cup up to a C. Now that she’s somewhat of a bigger deal, she has more clout to make such decisions.

We here at AZM care not about cup size, only that breasts are happy. And they don’t get much happier than being natural. It’s refreshing to see a young actress standing up for her own image without falling prey to sexist expectations of Hollywood.

No idea what The Duchess is about (probably not my kind of thing), but I’m buying a ticket and taking the wife and we’re seeing this thing because Keira Knightley is fucking awesome!

[Via Trendhunter and Cool Aggregator

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5 Responses to “Keira Knightly’s Fun Bags Are Happy The Way They Are!”

  1. AvatarDevin
    Posted: Jul 31st, 2008 at 3:22 pm
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    Plus Ralph Voldemort Fiennes is an awesome actor… I might take the missus to this one.

  2. AvatarKevin Bahrt
    Posted: Jul 31st, 2008 at 4:21 pm
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    It might be based on the Book of the Duchess but considering the way hollywood “bases” something on something else they’re likely to have nothing to do with each other.

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  4. AvatarBartoneus
    Posted: Aug 1st, 2008 at 7:32 am
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    “There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.”

  5. AvatarWayne
    Posted: Aug 3rd, 2008 at 7:28 pm
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    I’ve been seeing a lot of breast joke comics recently, so thought I’d share:

    http://www.xkcd.com/457/
    http://www.sinfest.net/index.php
    http://www.menagea3.net/

    I saw UK/USA comparisons for King Arthur, and I was appalled. Her breasts are fine the way they are. Stupid Hollywood.

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