I Haz a Munkie Pole

Monday, August 4th, 2008 at 8:43 am by Jami

Goku Monkey Pole

Angry Zen Minion Devin Wolfe is a sick twisted bastard for sending me more pics of the EmoBallz movie. I may be more sick for inflicting such travesties upon you.

Here’s Jason Chatwin holding a monkey pole. I totally know where he should stick, said monkey pole. To be honest, I don’t blame Chatwin for this disaster. I’m sure he’s a nice enough guy. And hey, if producers wave a fat check in your face, why not take the gig? The blame rests entirely on the producers. They should be beaten about the head and chest. I think the monkey pole should go straight up their asses!

There is a pic of Jamie Chung as Chi-CHi and Eriko Tamura as Mai so if you’re curious, head on over. But you’ll just ruin your day.

[Via Movie Soon]

3 Responses to “I Haz a Munkie Pole”

  1. AvatarDevin
    1

    Not Safe For Work, man… I busted out laughing out loud at work reading this, to the discomfort of my coworkers… :D

  2. AvatarMichael
    2

    I committed AZM seppeku! Why was this greenlit?

  3. AvatarelPadawan
    3

    I thought I read “let’s play the caption game”. I’ll just pretend you said that.

    “When it comes to monkey poles, size *does* matter. EXTEND!”

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