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The New… er… Face of Lara Crotch–Croft! I Meant Croft!

Tuesday, August 12th, 2008 at 10:33 am by Jami

Lara Crotch

Whoever released these up-shorts photos of Alison Carroll as the new Lara Crotch should be fired. Blech. How unflattering.

So what does Alison do now that she’s Lara Croft? They don’t really use the real life models for game design. She doesn’t get to star in a movie. Does she just get paid to go to trade shows?

Anyway, the photo below is much better. But since we have the first one up, let’s play the caption game! It’s Womb Raider, the crotch edition!

Alison Carroll as Lara Croft

[Via The Girls Entertainment Network photos via Gossip Girls]

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6 Responses to “The New… er… Face of Lara Crotch–Croft! I Meant Croft!”

  1. AvatarGrand Master
    Posted: Aug 12th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
    1

    that has got to be photoshopped…… or the worst PR gaffe since, hm, Ashlee Simpson’s SNL dance.

  2. AvatarKevin Bahrt
    Posted: Aug 12th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
    2

    Isn’t that a pr0n some where?

  3. AvatarnPrime2000
    Posted: Aug 12th, 2008 at 2:35 pm
    3

    ummm….huh. I got nothing here

  4. Avatarchopa
    Posted: Aug 12th, 2008 at 5:43 pm
    4

    I’d raid her womb if y’know what I mean.

  5. AvatarJustin
    Posted: Aug 12th, 2008 at 5:45 pm
    5

    Yea. . .I think the photographer, the PR guy/girl and Alison just lost their jobs. . .Jesus. I know this is going to be shooped, it’s too easy.

  6. AvatarAegis
    Posted: Aug 13th, 2008 at 1:28 am
    6

    brown? why not? it worked for Quake

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