The New… er… Face of Lara Crotch–Croft! I Meant Croft!
Whoever released these up-shorts photos of Alison Carroll as the new Lara Crotch should be fired. Blech. How unflattering.
So what does Alison do now that she’s Lara Croft? They don’t really use the real life models for game design. She doesn’t get to star in a movie. Does she just get paid to go to trade shows?
Anyway, the photo below is much better. But since we have the first one up, let’s play the caption game! It’s Womb Raider, the crotch edition!