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Not Even Shirtless Driving Can Save New Knight Rider From Shark Tank

Thursday, September 18th, 2008 at 12:18 pm by Jamie

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When AZM Ally Mike Dent messaged me to tell me “Word of warning: New Knight Rider sucks ass,” I responded “Well DUUUUUUUUUH!” Without even seeing an episode, I could smell the stench of fail from just the commercial. Sadly, Mike Dent was not so wise. The poor bastard sat through an entire episode on purpose because, well, Knight Rider sounds fucking cool! Oh paper, yes, it probably sounded like a good idea. But if Knight Rider 2000, Knight Rider 2010, and Team Knight Rider all sucked fat donkey scrote, why would a 2008 update be any different? Mike has written up a scathing review over at Justice Ace. He sacrificed his brain meats so that the rest of us would not have to suffer through the same horror.

Thank you Mike Dent. You are indeed a brave man.

[Via Justice Ace]

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4 Responses to “Not Even Shirtless Driving Can Save New Knight Rider From Shark Tank”

  1. AvatarPaul
    Posted: Sep 18th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
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    Am I correct to presume that the above image still was the only decent part of the episode?

  2. AvatarJami
    Posted: Sep 18th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
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    Well, taken completely out of context, probably. In the context of the show, it’s quite horrible.

  3. AvatarKevin Bahrt
    Posted: Sep 18th, 2008 at 8:36 pm
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    It’s because they upset Kit. You’d be upset too if you had naked people inside of you apparently giving out hand jobs. Course that leads to the image of Kit as a pimpmobile.

  4. AvatarAjanhelendam
    Posted: Sep 20th, 2008 at 5:41 pm
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    The new KITT had promise, but yeah… I’m not sure what they were smoking when they cookedup this episode. KITT transforms into a truck? and the dumbest plot holes for the sake of shoddy story advancement… I can’t believe they even aired it.

    If you really want to know how bad it could be, they put it up on Hulu to unsuspecting folk like me looking for something to watch. I had thought the movie was okay. If they got rid of everything but KITT and put him in the Transformers movie instead it would have been way better than what I saw.

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