Certified Mighty - Brendan Wiese
Monday, October 6th, 2008 at 8:31 am by Jami
Name and/or Alias: Binky ( or Brendan Wiese while in the company of anal-retentives )
Location: Shackled to my computer somewhere in Penticton, BC, Canada (willingly - so don’t send help)
Occupation: Electrician / Digital Art Hopeful
Website/blog: http://www.starbow.com
Top five favorite movies: The Boondock Saints, Volcano High, Army of Darkness, Kung Fu Hustle, and Night Watch
Worst movie you’ve ever seen, ever: Ju-On 2
Best shitty movie you’ve ever seen: Tank Girl
If you were forced to make a remake of a classic film or 80’s property, what would you pick? Jem, but only if I get to ‘audition’ the starlets, and they’d better be outrageous… truly truly truly outrageous…
Where do you prefer to watch your movies, IMAX, theater, computer, television, or iPod? Theatre. IMAX just makes you look like a bobble head watching an image that damn big.
Favorite movie moment: “See this acorn? I’ll throw it at you and turn you to stone!” “Ooh, I’m really scared. No! Don’t! There’s a- a peck here with an acorn pointed at me!”
Top five favorite comics/webcomics: Cerebus, Preacher, Transmetropolitan, The Watchmen, Excalibur
Comic/webcomic you’d like to see as a movie: Preacher, though I don’t know how the hell they’d pull it off…
Favorite artist: Masamune Shirow - he draws a girl’s ass so well you just want to sink your teeth into the picture
Favorite writer: Guy Gavriel Kay
What’s worse, Clone Saga or One More Day? Clone Saga wins, ’cause I was only stupid enough to watch one of the two choices…
Floppies, trade paper backs, digital downloads, or webcomics? Trade Paperbeacks, ’cause it’s tough to balance your laptop while perched on the crapper.
Favorite comic moment: Cerebus meeting Dave
Mac or PC? Yes. Digital Artwork, mac hands down. Anything else, PC.
Henshin device: flat of Red Bull - once you get 24 RBs in you, you’re ready for ANYTHING.
Battle cry: “Relax. This’ll hurt you way more than it hurts me…”
Mighty finisher: in a fistfight, it’s the “Pin the Testicles to the Sinuses with a Still-Twitching Swordfish”; in the bedroom, it’s the “Standing Helicopter” ( if she stays on, she’s a keeper ).
How did you discover the Angry Zen Master? via the Certified Mighty Thomas Coe.
Would you like to be “Certified Mighty?” Check out the profile questions and shoot me an email.

