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Sylar Chokes the Shit Out of Kirk

Thursday, October 16th, 2008 at 9:39 am by Jamie

Sylar Chokes Kirk

AZM Allys Kensei Dave and Marty have both posted a bunch of new Star Trek photos sent out by Paramount to various websites. Above, we see Sylar choking the shit out of Kirk. This image alone should inspire a good deal of Spock/Kirk choking fetish slash especially when you consider Spock’s new uniform which seems to be ribbed for his pleasure.

Eric Bana as Piccolo

In this image, we see Eric Bana as Piccolo. This has to be the craziest crossover ever! DBZ versus Starfleet!

There are other photos of the crew with a rebellious Kirk wearing all black instead of his traditional yellow/mustard colored uniform. All the uniforms have this weird webbing that recalls Spider-Man’s movie costume. I guess you need more detail to look at when you’re shooting for film. Maybe? *shrug*

There’s probably very little that this movie can do to win me over. The tech far surpasses anything on the original show or any incarnation of Trek for that matter. I suppose that can’t really be helped. But the look is far too polished, clean, sterile. The set looks like a futuristic dentist’s office. And nothing good can come of a dentist’s office, future or otherwise.

I do not like this Sam I Am, I do not like Trek with A-Brams.

[Via Neoprotoculture and Blast-O-Rama]

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7 Responses to “Sylar Chokes the Shit Out of Kirk”

  1. AvatarWayne
    Posted: Oct 16th, 2008 at 11:45 am
    1

    The potential is there for this to be really good, the potential is also there for this to be a huge suckfest. One of my big criteria is going to be the Klingons: are they going to be 60’s Klingons from Puerto Rico or are they going to be “Stomp Their Face In, Mr. Worf” Klingons.

  2. AvatarMikeyD, The Movie Nerd
    Posted: Oct 16th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
    2

    I do not like it in the Box (office)
    I would not like it with a Fox (Zoe Saldana)
    I do not like it Jami-Man,
    I do not like the new trek… God damn.

    You like that? I tried my best. Any way, Zack Quinto has too much emotion in that picture to be a Vulcan… Oh well.

  3. Avatargreg
    Posted: Oct 16th, 2008 at 12:28 pm
    3

    Emotional Spock is acceptable. Spock often had trouble dealing with his half-human heritage as a young man. The problem is that Quinto will probably just look angry all the time because of his natural face shape.

    By the way. Choke -> Choking, Jami. Not Chocking. A chock is that thing that you put in front and behind of a wheel to keep it from rolling, like at the airport :-P

  4. AvatarJami
    Posted: Oct 16th, 2008 at 1:08 pm
    4
    Author Comment

    Goddamn spell check. Fixed!

  5. AvatarSerra
    Posted: Oct 16th, 2008 at 7:15 pm
    5

    Dammit, Quinto’s gonna get stuck in his Sylar role in people’s eyes, just like Hugo Weaving got stuck in his Agent Smith role. A shame.

  6. AvatarLurklen
    Posted: Oct 17th, 2008 at 5:57 am
    6

    Didn’t you know, in the future the whole world is gonna look like a dentists office and we’re all gonna have to wear polyester onesies. Yay future!

  7. Avatarsalthegeek
    Posted: Oct 18th, 2008 at 12:59 am
    7

    Simon pegg is Scotty and john cho is sulu

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