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Certified Mghty - Jeff Haut
Monday, November 10th, 2008 at 9:17 am by Jami
Name and/or Alias: Jeff Haut
Location: on ur internets, redin ur blogz
Occupation: Lab Bitch
Top five favorite movies: Dark Knight, Spidey 2, Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, Stargate, Raiders of the Lost Ark.
Worst movie you’ve ever seen, ever: Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever. Oh yes, I witnessed that travesty. IN THEATRES, no less.
Best shitty movie you’ve ever seen: Snakes on a Plane. Cause Samuel Jackson is the fucking MAN.
Where do you prefer to watch your movies, IMAX, theater, computer, television, or iPod? Nothing beats the theater, but Ipod gaining steam.
Favorite movie moment: Dark Knight: “Want to see a Magic Trick?” I know, I’m going to hell.
Top five favorite comics/webcomics: Sandman, Watchmen, Order of the Stick, Questionable Content, Erfworld
Comic/webcomic you’d like to see as a movie: It’d be shit, but I’d pay good money for Questionable Content.
Favorite artist: Dave McKean
Favorite writer: Three way split between Neil Gaimen, Terry Pratchett, and Alan Moore.
What’s worse, Clone Saga or One More Day? Both can die in hell for eternity, but One More Day is the STUPIDEST IDEA EVAR
Floppies, trade paper backs, digital downloads, or webcomics? Digital Downloads or webcomics. My poor hard drive is just about to explode from all the crap I put on it.
Favorite comic moment: The entirety of the Sandman issue “24 hours” Couldn’t sleep for two days after reading that shit.
Mac or PC? Elitist Mac Bastards! PC all the way.
Henshin device: My homemade Tom Servo Life-sized actual-working puppet allows my snark factor to jump to 11.
Battle cry: THIS….IS….CAKETOWN!!!!
Mighty finisher: My barrage of personal daggers, rapiers ,and other sharp pointy objects I own turning my foe into a pincushion. A bloody, messy, pincushion.
How did you discover the Angry Zen Master? Isn’t Gooooooooooooogle wonderful?
Would you like to be “Certified Mighty?” Check out the profile questions and shoot me an email.
