Skynet Wants Your Kids
Oh, Hasbro. You’ve sold us out.
You know how in the Terminator movies dogs are used as Terminator detectors because they can tell the difference between meat bags and toasters? Not anymore. Angry Zen Minion Mike Watford writes in with the alarming news that Hasbro has collaborated with Skynet to produce FurReal Friends in time for this holiday season. FurReal Friends obey commands, roll over, look remarkably lifelike, and let Terminators into your hideout.
Curse you Hasbro! You’ve doomed us all!
[Via FurReal Friends]