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Skynet Wants Your Kids

Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008 at 11:22 am by Jamie

FurReal Friends

Oh, Hasbro. You’ve sold us out.

You know how in the Terminator movies dogs are used as Terminator detectors because they can tell the difference between meat bags and toasters? Not anymore. Angry Zen Minion Mike Watford writes in with the alarming news that Hasbro has collaborated with Skynet to produce FurReal Friends in time for this holiday season. FurReal Friends obey commands, roll over, look remarkably lifelike, and let Terminators into your hideout.

Curse you Hasbro! You’ve doomed us all!

[Via FurReal Friends]

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4 Responses to “Skynet Wants Your Kids”

  1. Avatargreg
    Posted: Dec 2nd, 2008 at 11:42 am
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    Teddy Ruxpin was a sign of the end-times, 20 years early.

  2. AvatarJami
    Posted: Dec 2nd, 2008 at 12:09 pm
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    Oh man, Teddy! I think it would be so funny to pop in a Rammstein tape and see Teddy Ruxpin sing Du Hast!

  3. AvatarLurklen
    Posted: Dec 2nd, 2008 at 6:16 pm
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    Well at least at this point they don’t seem to be able to walk yet. so we just shoot at any dog not moving and if it runs away were fine.

  4. Avatarfiftywan
    Posted: Dec 9th, 2008 at 5:49 pm
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    well, that means that on top of your Doggynator, you need a real dog to tell a real doggy from a toaster doggy.

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