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Cameron Diaz’s Box is All Bloody

Tuesday, April 7th, 2009 at 9:25 am by Jamie

The Box

You might think that The Box is about Cameron Diaz’s menstrual cycle from this poster. Fortunately, it is a science fiction thriller type thing based on a Twilight Zone episode entitled “Button Button” which was based on a short story that ran in Playboy. This is the first poster for the film and it’s quite terrible. There’s only one thing to do when such a horrific piece of advertising assaults your eyeballs. It’s time for the Caption Game!

You know the drill. “You Are the Experiment” just doesn’t cut it for a proper caption. Let’s see what you’ve got Angry Zen Minions!

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10 Responses to “Cameron Diaz’s Box is All Bloody”

  1. AvatarElucidarian
    Posted: Apr 7th, 2009 at 10:08 am
    1

    “Even her tiny doctor couldn’t solve the fountainous discharge of her womb.”

  2. Avatarsolkana
    Posted: Apr 7th, 2009 at 1:19 pm
    2

    “What’s in the fucking box?!” :P

  3. Avatarsharkker
    Posted: Apr 7th, 2009 at 2:18 pm
    3

    “Hey, I signed those release papers, so you can just stick things in my box.”

  4. AvatarJami
    Posted: Apr 7th, 2009 at 2:27 pm
    4
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    @sharkker, WIN!

  5. AvatarDave
    Posted: Apr 7th, 2009 at 4:41 pm
    5

    “Maybe this box contains acting lessons for Cameron Diaz”

  6. AvatarJack T Robyn
    Posted: Apr 7th, 2009 at 5:39 pm
    6

    “You Get One Million Dollars, but Someone You Don’t Know Must Watch This Movie.”

  7. AvatarBurning Eyes
    Posted: Apr 7th, 2009 at 5:41 pm
    7

    I actually saw this episode of the twilightzone

    “Everything you own is in the Box to the left”

    “+ is for baby, - is for no Baby. Now piss on the stick”

  8. AvatarFmF
    Posted: Apr 7th, 2009 at 10:06 pm
    8

    “The box we promise it will make more sense then the cube but not as much as the sphere.” Did i missed a shape base movie title?

    Kind of make me want to edit a picture of the round hole square peg toy thing in to a movie poster.”The peg Shapes are scary again.”

  9. AvatarAsher
    Posted: Apr 8th, 2009 at 11:12 am
    9

    “Once you’re in it, it’s never worth the price you paid!”

  10. AvatarScott
    Posted: Apr 9th, 2009 at 1:11 pm
    10

    Go old school with:

    “Never trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn’t die.”

    Or try something more subtle:

    “That box is terrifying. Period.”

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