Beware Snap Peas, Your Days Are Numbered!

My brother, the original Angry Zen Master, sent me this awesome video depicting how a modern samurai defends us against the scourge of mushrooms, snap peas, bb pellets, and iron pipes. I found his bb cutting skills to be so much more impressive than the final pipe cutting demonstration. If Skynet starts building Terminators and Hunter Killers with iron, we know who to call!