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Latest G.I. Joe Poster Clearly Inspired By Tropic Thunder

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009 at 12:14 pm by Jamie

G.I. Joe Fail

Here’s a helpful tip. When your design department watches Tropic Thunder and uses the trailer for Scorcher VI as inspiration for the international poster for your movie, fire the entire department. The only thing missing is Tugg Speedman. Hell, they even have cheesy tag lines that sound like they’re from a parody flick! “Evil never looked so good?” “When all else fails, they don’t?” BWAHAHAHAHAA!!!

There’s only one thing that can make this unsuck. It’s time for the Caption Game! You know the drill folks. The bar is set pretty damn high with the tag lines they’ve provided, but I think you all can come up with even cheesier ones!

Source: ComingSoon.net

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16 Responses to “Latest G.I. Joe Poster Clearly Inspired By Tropic Thunder”

  1. AvatarTyler
    Posted: May 27th, 2009 at 1:11 pm
    1

    G.I. Joe: Everyone Look at Sienna Miller’s Ass

    G.I. Joe: Whoever Wins, We All Lose

  2. AvatarMikeyD
    Posted: May 27th, 2009 at 1:34 pm
    2

    Tyler…. /thread!!!!!!

    haha!

    Here’s my try:
    GI Joe: We have one of the Wayans brothers?!

  3. AvatarMikeyD
    Posted: May 27th, 2009 at 1:35 pm
    3

    This should get submitted to the Photoshop horrors site! I can’t believe someone thought the air brush on Sienna Miller was acceptable!

  4. AvatarKevin
    Posted: May 27th, 2009 at 1:39 pm
    4

    Just remember, Fire=bad, Ice=good.

  5. Avatargreg
    Posted: May 27th, 2009 at 2:07 pm
    5

    i’m really hoping that they made this movie as intentional farce, because if it’s unintentional, it’s going to be so so bad…

  6. AvatarDevin
    Posted: May 27th, 2009 at 2:29 pm
    6

    LOL I totally forgot about Tropic Thunder! Hahaha, “Scorcher IV: Fire and Ice” or something like that, wasn’t it?

  7. AvatarMikeyD
    Posted: May 27th, 2009 at 2:37 pm
    7

    I think it was like Scorcher VI: Frozen Fire or some silly crap like that.

  8. AvatarMikeyD
    Posted: May 27th, 2009 at 2:39 pm
    8

    http://www.scorchermovie.com/

    Scorcher 6 Global Meltdown!!!
    There’s a trailer and such! I love what Tropic Thunder did!

  9. AvatarMcDucky
    Posted: May 27th, 2009 at 4:21 pm
    9

    GI JOE: Like Icy Hot, this film may be so cold it burns.

    OR

    GI JOE: Knowing is half the battle, and we have no idea what we’re doing.

  10. AvatarNekoDaimyo
    Posted: May 27th, 2009 at 4:42 pm
    10

    COBRA: We’re on fire with destruction.
    GI JOE: We’re frigid bitches

  11. AvatarAegis
    Posted: May 27th, 2009 at 7:11 pm
    11

    GI Joe: We haz airconditioning, Cobra don’t.

  12. AvatarTyler
    Posted: May 28th, 2009 at 1:43 am
    12

    Cobra: We’ve got a hot chick, a ninja, a guy that looks like a robot and an asthmatic!
    Joes: Yeah? Well we’ve got a hot chick, a ninja, my abs and a black guy!

    Does black guy beat robot?

  13. AvatarJami
    Posted: May 28th, 2009 at 8:33 am
    13
    Author Comment

    I think anyone pretty much beats asthma robot.

  14. AvatarCortharis
    Posted: May 28th, 2009 at 9:29 am
    14

    I like how Cobra Commander’s poistion makes him look like a secondary character and not the leader… just like how this movie is just secondary to anything else out there…

    GI JOE: Who leads Cobra?! Really, who? We can’t get it stright.

  15. AvatarJami
    Posted: May 28th, 2009 at 9:34 am
    15
    Author Comment

    I thought that was just a random Viper in the background along with asthma guy. Meh, who knows. Without the background colors, the people on the poster look like they could all be on the same team!

  16. Avatarjoy
    Posted: May 28th, 2009 at 12:56 pm
    16

    gi joe: this chick’s ass kicks ass! oh wait, she’s in cobra? a bad guy? sorry got distracted by that ass… /drool

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