14 Responses to “Cap Drops A Duce”

1. David Posted: Jun 15th, 2009 at 12:39 pm

   1 I refuse to let this turd get the best of me… I ABSOLUTELY REFUSE, DAMMIT!

2. torsoboy Posted: Jun 15th, 2009 at 12:51 pm

   2 Oh say can you SeeeeeeEEEEeeeee-uhhhhhhheeeeeeeee……….

3. Tyler Posted: Jun 15th, 2009 at 1:15 pm

   3 prepare for a steaming pile…..OF FREEDOM! *terrible noises follow*

4. Dog Face Posted: Jun 15th, 2009 at 1:37 pm

   4 The Captain’s been slapped on. Now it’s time the crooks get crapped on.

5. kaze Posted: Jun 15th, 2009 at 2:13 pm

   5 *off screen tony stark’s helmet* the next great marvel book selling event “chocolate reign”

6. Hong-An Posted: Jun 15th, 2009 at 5:00 pm

   6 “Damn you, Red Skull!!! First I get your wrinkles and then you give me diarrhea…”

7. R Carter Posted: Jun 15th, 2009 at 6:48 pm

   7 NEED. MORE. FIBER.

8. Devlin Posted: Jun 16th, 2009 at 12:21 am

   8 I was hoping the adamantium claws would come out first but…

9. Elucidarian Posted: Jun 16th, 2009 at 12:50 am

   9 Super Soldier program, my ass! This is NOT how Wolverine sheds bullets! Nnnnnhhh, if I’d only known about Weapon X when I was young and stupid and in the mood to volunteer… rrrrrghhh… >PLOP!

10. BonzaiRob Posted: Jun 16th, 2009 at 4:38 am

    10 For great… HNNGH.. Justice..!

11. tt_rage Posted: Jun 16th, 2009 at 6:38 pm

    11 After one hundred straight losses, Bucky still didn’t get it. How can paper beat rock? It’s a rock! Rock beats everything!

12. McDucky Posted: Jun 17th, 2009 at 4:25 pm

    12 Not a crappy caption (lolpunlol) but I have to say it because it’s what I see: “Should … have … worn … adamantium … cup … f**king … Widow … and her … steel-toed … heels … “

13. st_davey Posted: Jun 19th, 2009 at 5:31 pm

    13 Damn… I knew I shouldn’t have asked for an eighth layer on my seven-layer burrito.

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