Burger King Targets Straight Women, Gay Men, and Crack Whores With New Ad Campaign

Thick and hearty steak sauce, indeed!

I think this ad is targeted at straight women, gay men, or crack addicts who need the money. And I quote:

Fill your desire for something long, juicy and flame-grilled with the NEW BK SUPER SEVEN INCHER.

Personally, I’ve never had the desire to put something long and juicy in my mouth.

I think it’s very progressive for Burger King to target straight women, gay men, and crack whores. It’s a marked departure from their usual low-brow, frat-boy minded drek. Sadly, we won’t be getting this campaign here since it’s exclusive to Singapore. Oh well. Maybe next time.

in Dumb Ass / Food Pr0n by Jamie 25 Jun 2009 11 comments

jglc

I’m going to be honest, all innuendo aside, this joint looks pretty tasty.
Jami

If there was a BK nearby, I might be tempted. The fried onions look so good.
greg

You’re saying you’ve never wanted a foot-long hotdog at the ballpark?

I have my doubts
David

LOL, this just made my day; I’m going to BK later on today.
CharmCityShinobi

I’m a fan of the nickname many people have been giving to this advertisement and it’s not so subtle innuendo: the BK BJ.
Jami

BK BJ FTW!!!!!!!
Tom

Possibly the most literal application of the “food pr0n” tag yet.
suadref

I see this ad every day! It’s pasted up real big at my bus stop!
Kevin

It looked okay (I can’t stand the texture of onions) but the woman’s eye shadow and lipstick keep distracting me and make me think “wow that’s a hideous look”.
Xenos

Looks like they’re also trying to sell the burger to blow up dolls. About time someone catered to that audience. I know mine’s been looking for burger’s lately. Er.. I mean…

ANYWAY.. Never cared much for BK. It’s a step below McD’s and way below Wendy’s. Still I might try this new one if I went. Well, aside from their mocca iced coffee and their Star Trek talking toys.
Adam

Few of the comments from guys at work, instead of “steak sauce” they should call it “man sauce” or “gentleman’s relish”

Burger King Targets Straight Women, Gay Men, and Crack Whores With New Ad Campaign

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