Burger King Targets Straight Women, Gay Men, and Crack Whores With New Ad Campaign

Burger King Blows

Thick and hearty steak sauce, indeed!

I think this ad is targeted at straight women, gay men, or crack addicts who need the money. And I quote:

Fill your desire for something long, juicy and flame-grilled with the NEW BK SUPER SEVEN INCHER.

Personally, I’ve never had the desire to put something long and juicy in my mouth.

I think it’s very progressive for Burger King to target straight women, gay men, and crack whores. It’s a marked departure from their usual low-brow, frat-boy minded drek. Sadly, we won’t be getting this campaign here since it’s exclusive to Singapore. Oh well. Maybe next time.