Hal Jordan Might Stick His Dick in a Box

Justin Timberlake

There are three actors up for the role of Hal Jordan in the upcoming live-action adaptation of Green Lantern, Bradley Cooper, Ryan Reynolds and Justin Timberlake. I think I’ve only seen Bradley Cooper in Midnight Meat Train. I quite liked him in that and I think he’d make a decent enough Hal. Ryan Reynolds I’m not so keen on. Wade Wilson, yes. Hal Jordan, no. I’ve yet to see Reynolds not be a smart ass in anything. Hal just doesn’t fit. Then there’s JT. If he lands the role we get to make all sorts of “bringing sexy dick boxes back” jokes which will make for great blog post titles. He’s been landing some minor roles here and there so it might be fun to see if he can carry a movie on his own. I could dig on that.

So Angry Zen Casting Agents out there, which one of these three tasty mens would you like to see portray good ol’ Hal Jordan?

Source: Hollywood Reporter