I don’t give two shits about Tiger Woods. His personal life is his own deal. Blah blah. I normally stay away from celebrity anything on this blog, but when shit is epic, I have to post it. This is a Taiwanese news CG reenactment of what really happened to Tiger. First, they show an animation of what Tiger initially said went down. Then, oh yeah, they show an animation of what really went down!

I’m impressed with the quality of the animation. Yeah, it’s not the best in the world, but it’s an awful quick turn around. Tiger crashed over the weekend and within a few days, Taiwanese news produced two CG versions of the crash complete with characters that are recognizable as Tiger and his wife with wacky expressions. Okay, it doesn’t take much to impress me, but still, what the fuck! Who spends money on this kind of shit?! CG ain’t that cheap.

Anyway, the shit be funny. And I don’t really care what really happened. Tiger hits a ball better and farther than any mother fucker out there. So let’s just let him fuck around for a bit. This wouldn’t be news if he wasn’t famous. And it’s still not news, especially not when we’re sending more troops to Afghanistan.

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