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The Book of DENZEL KICKING HOLY ASS!
Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009 at 10:14 am by JamieThe Book of Eli stars Denzel Washington wielding a great big machete. I’m sold.
We’ve seen post-apocalyptic dystopian futures before and I’m sure we will many many many more times. But the fact that it’s Denzel and he’s cutting the shit out of fuckers really took me by surprise. Were it any other actor, I doubt it would grab my interest. We’ve seen Denzel shoot people plenty of times. And we even saw him running around with a bionic arm that one time with Russell Crowe. But this is the first time I can think of seeing Denzel opening up multiple cans of chop socky whup ass with a large bladed weapon.
I’m not much of a bible fan. But the idea that a mere book holds the key to mankind’s future is intriguing. I have many questions like why the fuck hasn’t Denzel used the book’s massive powers to save us already? Is it written in some strange language? Does the book need to be hooked up to a chosen one for it to work? Does it have a really great biscuit recipe? Or is it a religious text that will lead to salvation through faith? Many many questions. Unfortunately, the way things go these days I’m sure many of those questions will be answered as more trailers are released. Seriously, I want to see this now because I don’t know jack shit about what’s in the book. I hope they keep that aspect out of future trailers and focus more on Denzel chopping mother fuckers because I want to the mystery in tact when I go see this.
