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Lol Cat Bible

I know I’m probably way late to the party, but Angry Zen Minion Psicodelic madness sent along a link to the LOLCat Bible version of Genesis and I shitted my pants. It’s so fucking awesome. This passage in particular made me LOL at work:

At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1

It should be painfully obvious that I’m not at all religious. But I have to say, if sermons were given in LOLCat speak, I would go. I would wake up early Sunday morning, put on my Sunday best, and go to LOLChurch and laugh my ass off.

Source: LOLCat Bible