Megan Fox Campaigning to Star in a Gen 13 Film

Sarah Rainmaker

According to this story sent along by AZM Ally Hawk, Megan Fox would like to play Sarah Rainmaker if Warner Bros ever decides to make a Gen 13 film. Here, let’s hear her talk about it:

I don’t want people to protest this, but I would like to be [Sarah] Rainmaker in ‘Gen 13’ if they ever made that into a movie. She’s a Native American and I have a little bit of that blood in me,” said Fox. It would be a bit of a stretch — but if Jake Gyllenhaal can be the Prince of Persia, I think that I can do that.

Awe, she’s so cute. She thinks we give a shit about Gen 13.

I do believe there would be protests if Fox were to play Rainmaker. No, I doubt people would care very much about her ethnicity. People will protest because Megan Fox would be in another movie. And that shit just ain’t right. It’s not that she’s a terrible fit for Rainmaker because she’s not 100% Native American. It’s that she’s a terrible fit for anyone in any movie that has speaking lines. She is not good at this.

So let’s play the casting game. If you were to make a mistake and pay people actual money to make a Gen 13 film, who would you cast as Fairchild, Roxy, Grunge, Threshold, Rainmaker, or Burnout?

Source: eMpTy Vee