Parents Afraid of Katy Perry’s Boobs. Naked Monster, Perfectly Fine.

Dear Parents,

The offensive thing about this video is not, in fact, Katy Perry’s breasts. They are glorious and awesome and shaped rather well. As far as exposure goes, her dress is far less revealing than the Calvin Klein billboards in Times Square. No, the offensive thing in this video is Elmo acting like an asshole.

What kind of a dirty cheat starts a game of tag without telling the person they’re playing with? What kind of message does that send to children? This is not how you play tag, Elmo!

In conclusion, GET OVER IT! Boobs are freaking awesome and you know it.