New Spidey Brings More Cock to the Face

Collider just posted a bunch of set photos from the new Spider-Man flick and, well, the one where Spidey humps a guy in the face just kinda jumped out at me. I’m sure other people have done something similar to these set photos, but I thought I’d add the missing dialog.

The new Spidey eyes remind me of this guy:

New Spidey totally needs a new Leopardon.

The gloves look a little weird and I don’t like the silver trim on his shoes, but these shots don’t really do the suit any justice. This are raw, ungraded photos. Before a film gets to the screen, it goes through a color-grading process that makes washed out bullshit look like amazing film. I think we’ll get a better sense of the costume once we see it in proper promotional materials like posters and press photos. In its raw state, it looks pretty terrible. But who knows, it might show up better in film.

Anyway, I’m impressed that they’ve added cock-to-the-face attack to Spidey’s arsenal. I’ve always thought Spidey needed more cock to the face.

Source: Collider